I thought you'd go with Valley Girl, for sure

I had to look that up. It is both awesome and hilarious and is 100% 1980s

Rose Tattoo is also a pretty swell Australian band

Rose Tattoo - Wikipedia share.google/NBMBNBhkpfHY...

Mine, too

The president is a dickweed

Thanks! She pretty swiftly made friends with our other young cat and has zero issues with sharing space with big, stinky dogs.

He was certainly a regal looking fellow

Back in July, I met a kitty at my destroyed house(whole other story), who I thought was, like, a little old lady kitty. She yelled at me until I gave her some food. I fed her for a few days, then scooped her up and took her to my current residence. Turns out she's only a bit over a year old

They didn't wait til her resignation on Jan. 5th? Huh.

Me, too! Like, a whole sleeve of saltines. And black pepper. Lots of black pepper

This is very satisfying for me because I've had the word Galumphed galumphing around in my head for the last couple of days. Paired with galoot. A great galumphing galoot. Anyway, uh... roll tide or whatever

These motherfuckers just say the biggest number they can think of

For real

That's an astoundingly good record

One of these guys showed up on my back deck a couple of years ago and absolutely obliterated a bunch of the spindles that were full of carpenter bees. Large-ish birds are always disconcerting when up-close and unexpected

Dude! Just finished...

When do we stop calling Maher a comedian? He stopped being funny quite a while back, so...

He's got my vote! The man's a hero
(I work in the small city where he grew up, and we lived there for a while when I was a kid, so...)

I've always said that blue toilet water really classes up a place