Cleggy
@scottclegg.bsky.social
Beardy guy, loves books, magic tricks and lasagna!
Congratulations! Now get that bottle popped!
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Congratulations! Now get that bottle popped!
I’ve got a fox and a badger that visit my garden at night.
It’s hilarious watching my dog follow the scent all around the garden in the morning!
It’s hilarious watching my dog follow the scent all around the garden in the morning!
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I’ve got a fox and a badger that visit my garden at night.
It’s hilarious watching my dog follow the scent all around the garden in the morning!
It’s hilarious watching my dog follow the scent all around the garden in the morning!
We’re just recovering from cleaning and tidying the house all day for some seasonal family visitors. The house was spotless.
What was the first thing my wife says as the visitors arrive?
Excuse the mess!
What was the first thing my wife says as the visitors arrive?
Excuse the mess!
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We’re just recovering from cleaning and tidying the house all day for some seasonal family visitors. The house was spotless.
What was the first thing my wife says as the visitors arrive?
Excuse the mess!
What was the first thing my wife says as the visitors arrive?
Excuse the mess!
I’m tempted to try this with a few locked room mystery novels, just to see what nonsense it will spew out.
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m tempted to try this with a few locked room mystery novels, just to see what nonsense it will spew out.
Nothing beats a Dairylea triangle. I’ll die on this hill.
September 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Nothing beats a Dairylea triangle. I’ll die on this hill.
Not until he’s found guilty. Great musician, shitty guy.
August 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not until he’s found guilty. Great musician, shitty guy.
It’s easy really, just pointed mine at grandad and asked him to smile for the camera.
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s easy really, just pointed mine at grandad and asked him to smile for the camera.
It’s bot voting. It has to be.
May 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s bot voting. It has to be.
It’s a fix. It has to be.
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s a fix. It has to be.
A quick wipe of the sensor should fix it. If that fails, tap the horn relay with a screwdriver. Never fails.
February 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A quick wipe of the sensor should fix it. If that fails, tap the horn relay with a screwdriver. Never fails.
China buys Russian territory, Russia uses money to pay for ongoing war.
December 31, 2024 at 10:46 PM
China buys Russian territory, Russia uses money to pay for ongoing war.
I’ve sussed out a kids electronic gizmo called a Bitzee. I’m now having more fun with it than my daughter.
December 29, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I’ve sussed out a kids electronic gizmo called a Bitzee. I’m now having more fun with it than my daughter.
Beautifully grotesque is how I’d describe it.
December 29, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Beautifully grotesque is how I’d describe it.
It’s been a while since I read this. I read it at the height of The Jim Rose Circus sideshow fame. It’s one of those books that sticks in your head for years.
December 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
It’s been a while since I read this. I read it at the height of The Jim Rose Circus sideshow fame. It’s one of those books that sticks in your head for years.
Sellotape are missing a trick here, they should sell a tape with no end as a Christmas joke.
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Sellotape are missing a trick here, they should sell a tape with no end as a Christmas joke.
They thought they could ignore their tax obligations and it would just go away. Well, I see they don’t understand the power of HMRC. They do now.
December 18, 2024 at 11:06 AM
They thought they could ignore their tax obligations and it would just go away. Well, I see they don’t understand the power of HMRC. They do now.
I’d put it in the trunk.
December 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I’d put it in the trunk.
My favourite strip was about Calvin’s Dad being up for re-election as a Dad. I still joke about my Dad ‘job’ being up for re-election with my kids.
December 16, 2024 at 7:28 AM
My favourite strip was about Calvin’s Dad being up for re-election as a Dad. I still joke about my Dad ‘job’ being up for re-election with my kids.
I’ve no Idea why I replied to this with my message, I’m obviously drunk.
December 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I’ve no Idea why I replied to this with my message, I’m obviously drunk.
Had fun tonight with Alexa trying to play our favourite All About Eve song, I won with with a Pearl Fisherman. Great drunken night.
December 14, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Had fun tonight with Alexa trying to play our favourite All About Eve song, I won with with a Pearl Fisherman. Great drunken night.