Scott Marks
@scottemarks.bsky.social
“There are no 'old' movies, really - only movies you have already seen and ones you haven't.” ― Peter Bogdanovich
Art shouldn’t compete. Film Critic at the San Diego Reader.
https://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/big-screen/
Art shouldn’t compete. Film Critic at the San Diego Reader.
https://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/big-screen/
HARDER!
Seriously, if I was tRunt, I'd punch the "artist."
Seriously, if I was tRunt, I'd punch the "artist."
Trump wax figure removed from museum after being repeatedly punched in the face
The figure had sustained multiple injuries over time, including visible scratches to the face, with staff admitting it had been assaulted too many times to remain on show
www.dailystar.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
HARDER!
Seriously, if I was tRunt, I'd punch the "artist."
Seriously, if I was tRunt, I'd punch the "artist."
Nascent nomophobics.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Nascent nomophobics.
Have a Holly Dali Christmas!
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Have a Holly Dali Christmas!
And may all your Christmases be feeble min-ded...like MY MOTHER.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And may all your Christmases be feeble min-ded...like MY MOTHER.
Christmas tonight, dead mommy tomorrow.
"The Owosso Argus-Press," December 24, 1966.
"The Owosso Argus-Press," December 24, 1966.
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Christmas tonight, dead mommy tomorrow.
"The Owosso Argus-Press," December 24, 1966.
"The Owosso Argus-Press," December 24, 1966.
Eat, Drink & Beat Larry.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Eat, Drink & Beat Larry.
Ethel & Julius Claus.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ethel & Julius Claus.
Biff: Hey, dad. What's mom going to do after Christmas dinner?
Dad: The dishes, if she fucking knows what's good for her.
#Merrymaga
Dad: The dishes, if she fucking knows what's good for her.
#Merrymaga
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Biff: Hey, dad. What's mom going to do after Christmas dinner?
Dad: The dishes, if she fucking knows what's good for her.
#Merrymaga
Dad: The dishes, if she fucking knows what's good for her.
#Merrymaga
FREE-KIDS! Jerry Colonna will appear in person next Tuesday to raffle off 2 children.
No purchase necessary. Winners must be present to win.
PS: One person's Jerry Colonna mustache is another person's Dirty Sanchez.
No purchase necessary. Winners must be present to win.
PS: One person's Jerry Colonna mustache is another person's Dirty Sanchez.
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
FREE-KIDS! Jerry Colonna will appear in person next Tuesday to raffle off 2 children.
No purchase necessary. Winners must be present to win.
PS: One person's Jerry Colonna mustache is another person's Dirty Sanchez.
No purchase necessary. Winners must be present to win.
PS: One person's Jerry Colonna mustache is another person's Dirty Sanchez.
In 1936, Christmas Dinner at Bill's Lunch would cost $4.20 to feed a family of 12.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In 1936, Christmas Dinner at Bill's Lunch would cost $4.20 to feed a family of 12.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is "The Babe Ruth Story" a Christmas movie? It is in my house.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Is "The Babe Ruth Story" a Christmas movie? It is in my house.
Bob: Hey! Whozat? John Waters? "Desperate Living." Big fan!
Dolores: Unhand him you upstart! Where's the Purel? And hike up your slacks, Bob!
#MerryChristmas
Dolores: Unhand him you upstart! Where's the Purel? And hike up your slacks, Bob!
#MerryChristmas
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bob: Hey! Whozat? John Waters? "Desperate Living." Big fan!
Dolores: Unhand him you upstart! Where's the Purel? And hike up your slacks, Bob!
#MerryChristmas
Dolores: Unhand him you upstart! Where's the Purel? And hike up your slacks, Bob!
#MerryChristmas
It wouldn't be a Holiday dinner without inviting Mr. Peanut.
LIFE Magazine, November 21, 1949.
#ChristmasDinner
LIFE Magazine, November 21, 1949.
#ChristmasDinner
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It wouldn't be a Holiday dinner without inviting Mr. Peanut.
LIFE Magazine, November 21, 1949.
#ChristmasDinner
LIFE Magazine, November 21, 1949.
#ChristmasDinner
The architects of rainy day fun: Milton Bradley and the Parker Brothers.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The architects of rainy day fun: Milton Bradley and the Parker Brothers.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Media workhorse Arlene Francis plugs Reynolon miracle metalized plastic Christmas tree tinsel.
Keep out of reach of kids and pets.
LIFE Magazine, December 14, 1959.
Keep out of reach of kids and pets.
LIFE Magazine, December 14, 1959.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Media workhorse Arlene Francis plugs Reynolon miracle metalized plastic Christmas tree tinsel.
Keep out of reach of kids and pets.
LIFE Magazine, December 14, 1959.
Keep out of reach of kids and pets.
LIFE Magazine, December 14, 1959.
Wrigley's Spearmint for Christmas!
LIFE Magazine, December 4, 1959.
LIFE Magazine, December 4, 1959.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Wrigley's Spearmint for Christmas!
LIFE Magazine, December 4, 1959.
LIFE Magazine, December 4, 1959.
The stench from Dench. I wonder if Damn Judy would be singing the same tune had she been on the receiving end of his abuse. Harvey hasn't suffered nearly as much as his victims. He's right where he belongs and should stay there for the rest of his days.
Judi Dench: I imagine Harvey Weinstein has done his time
Award-winning actress speaks of forgiveness as she reflects on crimes of former friend who ‘revived her career’
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The stench from Dench. I wonder if Damn Judy would be singing the same tune had she been on the receiving end of his abuse. Harvey hasn't suffered nearly as much as his victims. He's right where he belongs and should stay there for the rest of his days.
"MM-M Boy! They call it Nissan because one good jump and — BANG! ZOOM! — I'm in Japan."
#ChristmasAd #JackieGleason
#ChristmasAd #JackieGleason
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"MM-M Boy! They call it Nissan because one good jump and — BANG! ZOOM! — I'm in Japan."
#ChristmasAd #JackieGleason
#ChristmasAd #JackieGleason
"Oy! Ein fortz and I'll clear the room. Those latkes turned my kishkes into a bowling alley. Oooof. I shouldn't have piled on so much sour cream. I hope the Pepto doesn't darken my stool."
#HappyHanukkah #latkes
#HappyHanukkah #latkes
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Oy! Ein fortz and I'll clear the room. Those latkes turned my kishkes into a bowling alley. Oooof. I shouldn't have piled on so much sour cream. I hope the Pepto doesn't darken my stool."
#HappyHanukkah #latkes
#HappyHanukkah #latkes
Just last night I was wondering why no one ever aired reruns of "Candid Camera." Tonight, I'm scanning the dial and lo and behold they're currently running a block of shows on something called Binge TV.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just last night I was wondering why no one ever aired reruns of "Candid Camera." Tonight, I'm scanning the dial and lo and behold they're currently running a block of shows on something called Binge TV.
Alav ha-shalom, Frank Gehry.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alav ha-shalom, Frank Gehry.