scott gallopo
@scottgallopo.bsky.social
Writer: Solar Opposites on Hulu. Being from New Jersey is my entire personality.
POV: You are the United States Secretary of Defense
March 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
POV: You are the United States Secretary of Defense
Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, being added to a group chat about war plans
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, being added to a group chat about war plans
Luigi Mangione implies the existence of a Waluigi Mangione, perhaps out there sucking off a healthcare CEO somewhere
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Luigi Mangione implies the existence of a Waluigi Mangione, perhaps out there sucking off a healthcare CEO somewhere
Me at my gf’s family thanksgiving: “So Snoopy and Woodstock do ALL THE WORK for Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving: set the table, slave over the toast and popcorn… And then they get LEFT BEHIND when everyone goes to grandma’s? Fuck that little bald bitch. Charlie Bitch. Hey can you pass the stuffing?”
November 28, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me at my gf’s family thanksgiving: “So Snoopy and Woodstock do ALL THE WORK for Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving: set the table, slave over the toast and popcorn… And then they get LEFT BEHIND when everyone goes to grandma’s? Fuck that little bald bitch. Charlie Bitch. Hey can you pass the stuffing?”
*passing my starter pack around like a collection basket*
Thank you so much. Every follow goes a long way.
Thank you so much. Every follow goes a long way.
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
*passing my starter pack around like a collection basket*
Thank you so much. Every follow goes a long way.
Thank you so much. Every follow goes a long way.
"PARODY LAW! PARODY LAW!" I scream as I stuff items from Target into my backpack. "THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS A BIT."
November 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
"PARODY LAW! PARODY LAW!" I scream as I stuff items from Target into my backpack. "THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS A BIT."
Clutching my girlfriend’s phone screaming “I’LL FUCKING DO IT” after the fifth straight day of her telling me about our future as homesteaders
November 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Clutching my girlfriend’s phone screaming “I’LL FUCKING DO IT” after the fifth straight day of her telling me about our future as homesteaders
Haha yes! Epic!! The White House is now called the GOON Cave. Air Force One will be renamed ~Cyberplane~. The First Lady? Oh, you mean *mah wiiiiiife*!
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Haha yes! Epic!! The White House is now called the GOON Cave. Air Force One will be renamed ~Cyberplane~. The First Lady? Oh, you mean *mah wiiiiiife*!
Doing the lifeguard scene from Sandlot so I can get mouth to mouth from Goofy
When four boaters were left stranded off the coast of Bermuda, the US Coast Guard – along with a Disney cruise ship not even officially in service yet – came to their rescue.
Disney cruise ship rescues 4 people from sinking catamaran | CNN
A Disney cruise ship assisted the US Coast Guard in the rescue of four stranded boaters off the coast of Bermuda on Sunday.
www.cnn.com
November 12, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Doing the lifeguard scene from Sandlot so I can get mouth to mouth from Goofy
Never say cancel culture is real. This lady got fired from the food network for saying the n word and now she's gonna be the white house chief of staff
The first female White House chief of staff is a longtime Florida operative and onetime aide to moderate Republicans who is “more about strategy than ideology.”
Susie Wiles charted Trump’s comeback. Now she’ll manage his White House.
The first female White House chief of staff is a longtime Florida operative and onetime aide to moderate Republicans who is “more about strategy than ideology.”
wapo.st
November 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Never say cancel culture is real. This lady got fired from the food network for saying the n word and now she's gonna be the white house chief of staff