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I’m from Austin
She made me laugh many many times on SCTV, Guffman, Best In Show. R.I.P. Catherine O’Hara
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Kristi Noem should resign

NOW!
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Twitter is dead. Musk killed it. He really should sell it now
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM
ESPN politicized the College Football National Championship game!

Wtf??
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I think he should resign and move to Greenland
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Damn! I saw him at the Sphere in 2024 and here in Austin long time ago
Very few words can do this tremendous loss justice — the legendary Bob Weir has died at the age of 78.
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
He shot her dead then cussed her and didn’t even go to check on her. He shot a woman down as if she was an animal. My God what the fuck??
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Stop the violence
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
We will be regretting this mess that Trump got us into for years to come
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He obviously doesn’t have a plan for Venezuela. This ain’t gonna end well
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Maduro should resign now
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Happy New Year y’all!
May 2026 be way better than 2025
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by Scott
Seasonal cheer from the etymonline poetry corner and yours truly.
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hope everyone had a Happy Holidays 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
R.I.P. Adam The Woo
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What’s he gonna say?

Invasion of Venezuela?

Free groceries for all?

Legalized cannabis?
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Heggy say Naw I didn’t stick around to watch the whole thing go down. I got shit to do!!
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Dec 2
"I did not personally see survivors."

During a Cabinet meeting, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says he did not see any survivors from the September strike on an alleged drug boat.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Trump fell asleep during his cabinet meeting. How should he explain why?

Blame it on Biden lol.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If you haven’t seen the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere then you should go.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I haven’t started watching The American Revolution on PBS. I’m recording it. Don’t tell me how it ends!
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Trump cold open on SNL bombed. Time to write some new stuff
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Trump looks like he’s aged 5 years since January
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yay! I hope the Republicans are shaking in their boots rn
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
President dumbass Trump gives away a pardon then says he doesn’t know the guy who he pardoned. Trump is senile and unfit to lead the nation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Lord help us if Toronto wins the World Series
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM