Scott Holste
@scottholste.bsky.social
The bully and his crummy little toady.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The bully and his crummy little toady.
Lenin wasn’t wrong when he wrote that colonialism was peak capitalism.
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Lenin wasn’t wrong when he wrote that colonialism was peak capitalism.
Crap - now I’m never gonna unsee that
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Crap - now I’m never gonna unsee that
Carries a whiff of Leni Riefenstahl, doesn’t it?
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Carries a whiff of Leni Riefenstahl, doesn’t it?
Denebian slime devil is the term you’re looking for, I believe.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Denebian slime devil is the term you’re looking for, I believe.
Bonus: Tom Waits on the soundtrack!
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bonus: Tom Waits on the soundtrack!
I was thinking Klaus Kinski on a good hair day.
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I was thinking Klaus Kinski on a good hair day.
So did Mary look so depressed when she left the library because she didn’t have a marriage to make her life complete or because she lived in the Trumpian hellhole of Pottersville?
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So did Mary look so depressed when she left the library because she didn’t have a marriage to make her life complete or because she lived in the Trumpian hellhole of Pottersville?
Uriah the Hittite really got the raw end of that deal, didn’t he?
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Uriah the Hittite really got the raw end of that deal, didn’t he?
That’s JUDGE John Hodgman to you.
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That’s JUDGE John Hodgman to you.
Go woke, something something something
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Go woke, something something something
Avelo Airlines must never be allowed to live down its role in this horror for the rest of what I hope will be a short, miserable existence. #GestapoAir
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Avelo Airlines must never be allowed to live down its role in this horror for the rest of what I hope will be a short, miserable existence. #GestapoAir
I predict ticket prices on the resale market will go down 600, 700%.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I predict ticket prices on the resale market will go down 600, 700%.
Churchillian, in fact.
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Churchillian, in fact.
Yeah, but now we’ve got that numbnut former state AG from Missouri, Andrew Bailey, as deputy director.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yeah, but now we’ve got that numbnut former state AG from Missouri, Andrew Bailey, as deputy director.
Mr. Whipple must have put the squeeze on her.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mr. Whipple must have put the squeeze on her.
The groom will be wearing white… unless someone points out he should wipe under his nose.
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The groom will be wearing white… unless someone points out he should wipe under his nose.
Teach a man to fish - and then kill him.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Teach a man to fish - and then kill him.