Androgynoise
@scottie24.bsky.social
Whatever I want to be whenever I want to be it. Which is usually tipsy and weird. Gardener, creative, and considered generally harmless by my therapist.
Toothy grins
Evils smiles
As they cheer
The Hounds of Heil
Love and mercy
Their great fears
And provoke
Conserva-tears
#trump #ICE #houndsofheil #conservatears #GOP
Evils smiles
As they cheer
The Hounds of Heil
Love and mercy
Their great fears
And provoke
Conserva-tears
#trump #ICE #houndsofheil #conservatears #GOP
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Toothy grins
Evils smiles
As they cheer
The Hounds of Heil
Love and mercy
Their great fears
And provoke
Conserva-tears
#trump #ICE #houndsofheil #conservatears #GOP
Evils smiles
As they cheer
The Hounds of Heil
Love and mercy
Their great fears
And provoke
Conserva-tears
#trump #ICE #houndsofheil #conservatears #GOP
Katie Otto’s reaction to the Little Shop of Horror’s scene in season three episode 11 of #Americanhousewife is pretty much how I look at everything in the world today.
a woman in a blue sweater is making a funny face .
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October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Katie Otto’s reaction to the Little Shop of Horror’s scene in season three episode 11 of #Americanhousewife is pretty much how I look at everything in the world today.
@trixiemattel.bsky.social such a hard worker. Books, TV shows, makeup empires, and now a series on Netflix. Is this what she means by boots the house down? 🤣 #boots #netflix
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@trixiemattel.bsky.social such a hard worker. Books, TV shows, makeup empires, and now a series on Netflix. Is this what she means by boots the house down? 🤣 #boots #netflix
Can I get an #orvillepeck and #conangray collab please? And a video. Oh, and a music video, too!
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Can I get an #orvillepeck and #conangray collab please? And a video. Oh, and a music video, too!
I will watch anything #alisonjanney is in, has been near, or tells me to.
June 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I will watch anything #alisonjanney is in, has been near, or tells me to.
Auto correct correctly corrected a typo to “dick head” and I feel seen. #autocorrect
June 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Auto correct correctly corrected a typo to “dick head” and I feel seen. #autocorrect
Why do people move into neighborhoods with mature landscaping and gardens then cut down the trees and ignore the gardens so they become overgrown and filled with weeds? Get an apartment if you can’t handle taking care of a yard. And pick up your kids toys. #realestate #oldmanrant #getoffmylawn
May 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Why do people move into neighborhoods with mature landscaping and gardens then cut down the trees and ignore the gardens so they become overgrown and filled with weeds? Get an apartment if you can’t handle taking care of a yard. And pick up your kids toys. #realestate #oldmanrant #getoffmylawn
Me realizing that I put wrought iron furniture in my fairy garden beneath the Ash tree:
#imstupid #fae #garden
#imstupid #fae #garden
a woman in a pink suit is making a funny face and saying oh no .
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May 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When he lies cause he says you’re gonna be dramatic and you’re mad he lied but he ain’t wrong. #gaylife
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
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April 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When he lies cause he says you’re gonna be dramatic and you’re mad he lied but he ain’t wrong. #gaylife
I don’t get the fuss over straight men. If they fuck anything like they dress, I’m sure I’d be bored. #gay #gayisgreater
April 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don’t get the fuss over straight men. If they fuck anything like they dress, I’m sure I’d be bored. #gay #gayisgreater
KKKaroline Leavitt and Nazi Barbie, Satan wants a refund in your soul. Even he is disgusted by just how awful you are. #karolineleavitt
April 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
KKKaroline Leavitt and Nazi Barbie, Satan wants a refund in your soul. Even he is disgusted by just how awful you are. #karolineleavitt
#JDVance you are a liar and just plain gross. I’m sorry if you didn’t get enough love or attention growing up but that doesn’t give you the right to be a gross liar. The fact that you’ve reached such heights doesn’t make you cool it just makes you the grossest of the gross. Well, second grossest.
a man from schitts creek is making a face and says you is nasty
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April 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
#JDVance you are a liar and just plain gross. I’m sorry if you didn’t get enough love or attention growing up but that doesn’t give you the right to be a gross liar. The fact that you’ve reached such heights doesn’t make you cool it just makes you the grossest of the gross. Well, second grossest.
I have two modes: absolute freak and Ralph Lauren. Someone please explain. If it helps, I am bipolar. #fashion #ralphlauren #bipolar
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I have two modes: absolute freak and Ralph Lauren. Someone please explain. If it helps, I am bipolar. #fashion #ralphlauren #bipolar
Does anyone else make up weird and ancient sounding languages so that you sound menacing and blessed with a forgotten cursed tongue as you storm around the house or is it just me? It’s just me, isn’t it? fuck, my therapist is right. #imweird #nutjob #possiblypossessed
March 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Does anyone else make up weird and ancient sounding languages so that you sound menacing and blessed with a forgotten cursed tongue as you storm around the house or is it just me? It’s just me, isn’t it? fuck, my therapist is right. #imweird #nutjob #possiblypossessed
Temu delivering stuff at 2 in the morning. Neighbors gonna think it’s drugs or something. Though honestly I wish my dealer gave that kind of service 🤣. It’s a joke, calm down, drugs are bad, just say no. #temu
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Temu delivering stuff at 2 in the morning. Neighbors gonna think it’s drugs or something. Though honestly I wish my dealer gave that kind of service 🤣. It’s a joke, calm down, drugs are bad, just say no. #temu
So an alcoholic white supremacist former Fox “news personality” made a bad choice? Shocking. #signalgate
March 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So an alcoholic white supremacist former Fox “news personality” made a bad choice? Shocking. #signalgate
If a gay man does well in a female dominated industry what kind of ceiling is he breaking and is it pink? Lavender? Maybe a nice Tiffany stained glass? Does it have to be broken? I mean, ugh, so messy. And who wants glass in their hair? #gay #glassceiling #dontmessupmyhair
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If a gay man does well in a female dominated industry what kind of ceiling is he breaking and is it pink? Lavender? Maybe a nice Tiffany stained glass? Does it have to be broken? I mean, ugh, so messy. And who wants glass in their hair? #gay #glassceiling #dontmessupmyhair
The Architectural Digest spread on Marie Louise and Marc Hom’s historic Cooperstown retreat is one of the most elegant layouts and homes I’ve seen AD showcase. I seriously thought the opening two pages was a painting. Kudos to them on such a beautiful space. #architecturaldigest
March 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Architectural Digest spread on Marie Louise and Marc Hom’s historic Cooperstown retreat is one of the most elegant layouts and homes I’ve seen AD showcase. I seriously thought the opening two pages was a painting. Kudos to them on such a beautiful space. #architecturaldigest
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March 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
KKKaroline Leavitt is so stupid she thinks an Oligarchy is where they make Olive Oil. #karolineleavitt #whitehouse #trumpsterfire
March 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
KKKaroline Leavitt is so stupid she thinks an Oligarchy is where they make Olive Oil. #karolineleavitt #whitehouse #trumpsterfire
Being in you 50s means you get to say things like “oh you’re still a baby” and “I would kill for your metabolism” even if you don’t want to. It just comes out of your mouth to remind everyone you’re old now. It’s horrifying. #oldage #middleage
March 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Being in you 50s means you get to say things like “oh you’re still a baby” and “I would kill for your metabolism” even if you don’t want to. It just comes out of your mouth to remind everyone you’re old now. It’s horrifying. #oldage #middleage