🏴ALASDAIR KIRKLAND🏴
@scottiebro.bsky.social
Oldest UK brother. Biggest bear in the family (mdni) https://scottiebroz.straw.page
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Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
HOGMANAY
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
HOGMANAY
[ passed out on the couch ]
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
[ passed out on the couch ]
Spent boxing day being a fatty on the couch hell yeah
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Spent boxing day being a fatty on the couch hell yeah
Kinda. They’re these bands you wear to help you lose weight when you’re a big fatty like me.
[ laughing ]
Although, i would miss seeing his pouch swing when he walks
[ laughing ]
Although, i would miss seeing his pouch swing when he walks
Eh, what do you mean? Like a belt? I think that might interfere with their primordial pouch
Greedy ones they are. Had to make a chart for us to track his dinners. It’s in the kitchen, and we put a check on the box for dinner to show he got it.
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Kinda. They’re these bands you wear to help you lose weight when you’re a big fatty like me.
[ laughing ]
Although, i would miss seeing his pouch swing when he walks
[ laughing ]
Although, i would miss seeing his pouch swing when he walks
Greedy ones they are. Had to make a chart for us to track his dinners. It’s in the kitchen, and we put a check on the box for dinner to show he got it.
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
[Nods]
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
Giuseppe tried that. I think he still does, but it helped when we started feeding the cats near the same time we ate so Feli and I would both be in the room when they got fed. Guests don't know it though so they can sneak with them.
He’s as young as ever! I definitely need to stop spoiling him. He used to scam us bros, you know. Would cry for dinner to each of us, meaning he’d get fed four times!
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Greedy ones they are. Had to make a chart for us to track his dinners. It’s in the kitchen, and we put a check on the box for dinner to show he got it.
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
You think they have those belly bands for cats?
He’s as young as ever! I definitely need to stop spoiling him. He used to scam us bros, you know. Would cry for dinner to each of us, meaning he’d get fed four times!
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
[He chuckles imagining it. He can just picture a little spunky Archie trying to fight everything while puffed up and racing around]
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Maybe he could do with some kitty physical therapy, he's not too old right? I give Giuseppe multivitamin treats too and he loves it
Sounds about right. Archie was a menace as a kitten. Knocked everything over would jump on every surface when he was slim.
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He’s as young as ever! I definitely need to stop spoiling him. He used to scam us bros, you know. Would cry for dinner to each of us, meaning he’d get fed four times!
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
I’ve been working him a little more though. Getting him to run and play in the living room
Sounds about right. Archie was a menace as a kitten. Knocked everything over would jump on every surface when he was slim.
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
[He cracks a smile picturing it]
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
I get it. Giuseppe doesn't jump as high as he used to as a kitten but he's like one of those guys who are fat but utterly built underneath it. I think it's because I make him go up his tree to get treats
He is, but he’s too chunky to jump up onto my shelves. I can trust him around anything higher than my knees.
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sounds about right. Archie was a menace as a kitten. Knocked everything over would jump on every surface when he was slim.
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
Now we have steps for him to get onto the couch
He is, but he’s too chunky to jump up onto my shelves. I can trust him around anything higher than my knees.
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
Is he not allowed in your room? Giuseppe has free range and if he's feeling it he'll jump up on things. I could see if I still have some museum putty
Probably gonna keep it in my room. Cats can’t get to it, and no drunks are gonna mess with the figures.
Well, aside from me, heh.
Well, aside from me, heh.
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He is, but he’s too chunky to jump up onto my shelves. I can trust him around anything higher than my knees.
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
[ it’s true. Archie meows to be lifted onto things half the time ]
Probably gonna keep it in my room. Cats can’t get to it, and no drunks are gonna mess with the figures.
Well, aside from me, heh.
Well, aside from me, heh.
[He's blushing so hard. His soul feels light from his artwork finally being appreciated]
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I don't know. Maybe someplace where your brothers can't get to it and break it
I think it’s spectacular! No one’s ever made something this cute for me.
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Probably gonna keep it in my room. Cats can’t get to it, and no drunks are gonna mess with the figures.
Well, aside from me, heh.
Well, aside from me, heh.
I think it’s spectacular! No one’s ever made something this cute for me.
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
Y-yeah, but I worked really hard on it so you better like it!
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
[Any possible nerves he had about the gift are melted away in his embrace. Instead, his heart flutters with affection as he tries to catch up kissing him back]
Around? These are bloody brilliant! You really got all of this for me?
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think it’s spectacular! No one’s ever made something this cute for me.
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
[ Lovino gets one more kiss before he turns back to the gifts ]
Where should I set them up? I want it somewhere I can see everyday
Around? These are bloody brilliant! You really got all of this for me?
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
One is a big black bear with a beige linen shirt and kilt, including a felt sporran embroidered with a very familiar pattern. The other is a cream and brown colored cat wearing a light yellow turtleneck shirt under maroon coveralls]
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Around? These are bloody brilliant! You really got all of this for me?
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
[ Everything is perfect! Alasdair holds up the bear and the cat with a wide smile ]
It’s us, yeah? You little romantic.
[ setting them down, he pulls Lovino into a hug with a deep kiss ]
Sylvanians? How’d you know? I bloody love these!
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[The bigger box is an old SyIvanian Families bakery set. The picture on the box shows that it has a little patio in front and a viewing deck up top. However, it's not sealed. The smaller box has two little bundles wrapped in paper, one slightly bigger than the other]
All at once then.
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sylvanians? How’d you know? I bloody love these!
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
[ he begins to unravel the bundles, arranges the boxes to see everything together ]
Where’d you get these?
All at once then.
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
Uhh... maybe? I didn't think about that part. They do go together though
Does the order matter?
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All at once then.
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
[ grabbing a corner from each present, Alasdair begins to rip the paper away ]
Does the order matter?
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[He holds his hand as he guides him to a pair of boxes, one medium and one small. Each are wrapped with obvious frustration. Lots of tape, crumpled sides, and the larger box of the two had its paper measurements miscalculated so it has two pieces instead of being one continuous folding]
Aye! I’m pretty excited, darling
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[ kissing his cheeks ]
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Does the order matter?
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
[ he’s gunning for that bigger box. Something about it says he’ll love it the most ]
Aye! I’m pretty excited, darling
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[He's barely awake, gripping his coffee like a lifeline as he goes to see @scottiebro.bsky.social ]
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
Amore. Do you want your gift now?
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Aye! I’m pretty excited, darling
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[ kissing his cheeks ]
[ scratching at the doors and walls like a dog that was left at home while his owner gets groceries ]
December 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[ scratching at the doors and walls like a dog that was left at home while his owner gets groceries ]
LOVE WHERE ARE YOU
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
LOVE WHERE ARE YOU
Sometimes you gotta let a cat bite your arm and scratch you up a little
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sometimes you gotta let a cat bite your arm and scratch you up a little
Glad you like it. Had to ask your brother to send photos of Giuseppe so that I’d get the details right.
[ he kisses Lovino on the forehead and smiles ]
[ he kisses Lovino on the forehead and smiles ]
[He lets out a little scream of joy before trying to cover it by clearing his throat. It's the cutest thing he's ever seen! He immediately gets to work looking over the entire piece like an art appraiser, trying to take in every little detail]
This is incredible. I'll have to frame it.
This is incredible. I'll have to frame it.
Wouldn’t ask if I wasn’t, love!
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Glad you like it. Had to ask your brother to send photos of Giuseppe so that I’d get the details right.
[ he kisses Lovino on the forehead and smiles ]
[ he kisses Lovino on the forehead and smiles ]
HAIRY ITALIAN MEN NAMED LOVINO >>>>>>>
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
HAIRY ITALIAN MEN NAMED LOVINO >>>>>>>
Wouldn’t ask if I wasn’t, love!
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
Oh damn you weren't kidding about being ready
[He's taking the box and tearing into it]
[He's taking the box and tearing into it]
[ giving more kisses! ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wouldn’t ask if I wasn’t, love!
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
[ it’s a tapestry! A small one with their beloved cats chasing each other in a forest. Small fairies flutter around them ]
Cute, yeah?
[ giving more kisses! ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
[He's pushing into him more, like a cat brushing against their favorite person]
Yeah, sure we can do that
[Oh god he procrastinated on Alasdair's gift and isn't quite finished with it! Shit! What's he gonna do?!]
Yeah, sure we can do that
[Oh god he procrastinated on Alasdair's gift and isn't quite finished with it! Shit! What's he gonna do?!]
[ kissing Lovino’s cheek ]
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
[ giving more kisses! ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
Don’t worry about my early present. I already got it.
[ emphasizing that statement by squeezing Lovino’s ass. He holds up a box wrapped in paper for him ]
[ kissing Lovino’s cheek ]
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?
You got that right!
The only one giving Lovino backshots is ME!!!! RAAAAAHHHH
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
[ kissing Lovino’s cheek ]
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?
I got your presents ready. Wanna open one early?