If he's been warning you for years and you are now cutting yourself frequently when using sharper knives, which are safer in the kitchen, then I hope it's been a wake up call!

I say this as a husband whose wife regularly chops whole onions without cutting the end off so it sits flat on the surface

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

That quote just screams divide between players and manager

That's a beef wellington mate

No we wouldn't...we have enough material as it is

That is true. Prices have gone a bit hit high. Sad truth is you'd spend as much in a burger king these days though

I used to say that, but my god it's a great place to go for a meal when you have young kids too

Treat Nando's the same way you would a Wings, Five Guys etc rather than stand it up to the standards of a proper restaurant, and you'll then appreciate how good it actually is

Absolutely...and I'm sure my generation will be torn to shreds by gen alpha dads when the time comes too

Definitely a boomer or Gen X poster here. You'd be amazed at the efficiency of us millennial dads.

Rodgers needs to be emptied, not just for the results, but main reason being the recruitment he has overseen. Chasing Balakwisha for a year?! One game would tell you he's no pace

Better towards end of first half but same old story. Ball goes backwards far too often when there are options to break lines available - Players too safe. Serious lack of depth up top, and lack of dynamism in midfield going to be a big problem this season

The Rangers manager will surely be a well fired Rohl by then (sorry)

I put my Christmas decorations up in mid-November. My family love them and they look great....but I do it primarily to anger people like this

*"attention seeking wanker"

Wee bit of advice. Just tell them you haven't watched football in years because everyone plays Pep's style and you find it boring

You didn't have to tell her that. You easily just say you did it while getting up from a chair or bench. It's the same motion

Wonder whether Nick Ferrari is aware that his employer makes him look stupid (an easy task) on a daily basis via it's social media

You'd think we'd learn after 2020. If players want to leave then let them, but be proactive in succession planning. Keeping want away players for too long is a killer for morale, and we have a few of them around at the moment.

Its really basic stuff that our board fails to anticipate