Something quite surreal about the official accounts of the German women’s national team advising people to get on the number 18 bus to Arklay Street.

@scottygb.bsky.social BBC6Music just seemed to go off air there. Lauren Laverne was leading into the news and you could hear an evacuation notice in the background. The news came in as normal but then went silent about a minute in. Music has just come back on but wonder if it’s the emergency backup?

I’ve no idea if this is real but I’m going to share it to millions and millions of people anyway.

Heart of Midlothian Football Club. 😮‍💨🤣

Always a badge of (dis)honour to spot a local piece in @privateeyenews.bsky.social. This one not too bad though, @thecourier.co.uk 🤭

Death, taxes…

Surely this calls off Dundee’s game with Hibs today, if it wasn’t in doubt already?

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Clarkeball in full flow tonight, baby 😎

@alasdairclark.bsky.social hi Al, are there any other of your DCT colleagues on here yet? Just switched over from ‘X’ and there are a lot of national accounts/journos but haven’t come across many locals just yet.

@grayzer.bsky.social saw this an Aldi and thought of you (very sad/weird, I know)… £2.15 for the real deal or £2.15 for their own knock off ‘San Marcos’ 🤣

@densparkchoir.bsky.social 1893 Foundation T shirts FINALLY available for members - just the seven months after signing up (and four days after I emailed about it asking what was going on)!

It’s early days… but Bluesky is looking pretty sweet so far. No random videos of people dying on my feed, no content farming, no OF spam in replies - just a generally nice vibe. 👍

So, is this the new/old Twitter, then? Hello, Bluesky 👋