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scottnotscot.bsky.social
Scott
@scottnotscot.bsky.social
870 followers 590 following 9.3K posts
I'm here for dad jokes, TV chat, a little politics, food envy, and a lot of cat spotting. DMs open. Oxford. 🏳️‍🌈. He/him https://www.instagram.com/scottisnotabot
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 1h
And a nice jumper it is too. Still in shorts?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 1h
I know, it's hard to imagine someone being able to use those.

Surely you could only knit a jumper for a giant with them?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 1h
Some of them can be quite girthy, can't they?
Large wooden knitting needles in someone's hand. Their diameter is almost the same as the length of the thumb.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 1h
Just when you sit down on the loo.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 2h
Uh-oh! Hope you feel better soon.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 2h
Haha! You're just as corrupted.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 11h
Do tell!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
Oh it was an easy mistake 😉.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
Oh you've met my other half?
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
Oh god.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
It got a snort from me!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
Tom Daley: "...those knitting needles can be used for something much more sinister."

The other half: "What? Sounding?"
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
Then Stephen Fry.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
I don't even know 😂 I was sat on the sofa and the time disappeared.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 12h
There'll be a push notification shortly I bet.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 13h
Get well soon! But don't let on too quickly so you get looked after a bit longer.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 13h
🤣 Oh yes, I remember those from Japan. I used the toilet in a restaurant and the control panel had no English and no symbols! It took me ages just to work out how to flush.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
Ooh thanks for the tips! Great photos (and alt text too 😅).
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
I'll be sure to slide into his DMs.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
I will try to have a moderate amount of fun so you don't feel like you missed out too much.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
It's been on the list for a while.
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
I'm looking forward to it!
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 14h
In March. Far too long to wait...
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 15h
Flights to Taiwan 🇹🇼: booked
an airplane is taking off and the words so excited are below it
ALT: an airplane is taking off and the words so excited are below it
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Scott @scottnotscot.bsky.social · 15h
Oh that's lucky!
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