ScottyEm
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ScottyEm
@scotty-em.bsky.social
It all ends mid-paragraph
1 sixth of 2019 Montenegro entry D Mol went one further and stole my Iook. Bitch.
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
YES MATE #discokitchen
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
1997 had a pretty BANGIN’ day in the office huh
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
1989 had a good day in the office
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16*

* No retrospective cool (or cancellations). Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased and listened to

Oh, 1999 🥹
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Well into Anthony Szmiereks album, story-telling lyrics akin to The Streets and Self Esteem and all wrapped up in the best bits of those 90s Cafe Mambo compilations.

Lovely Sunday vibes.
July 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We kinda need a full length 12” mix of this BEAST!

#discokitchen
July 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A publicly funded enquiry should’ve been deployed to understand why we did this banger dirty.
July 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Still stuns me that this dirty beast of a banger crept its way to the top of the hit parade.

Insatiable.

#discokitchen
July 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
BBC will no longer broadcast “high risk” performances.
July 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
GREAT song. Those lovely pianos and Tennants melancholic vocals are a treat. Now I need to do a 1992 playlist but first, art cover ideas…
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ey’up!
May 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Basel, I’m in you
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Some good efforts on the turquoise carpet but they can’t touch this elite attire.

Also, this bus stop selfie marks the start of my escapade to Basel.

BRING IT!
May 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Looking forward to the relaxed tariffs on US produce
May 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Requote with a photo of you on holiday and say where.

Slovenia. Quite possibly the most photogenic place ever visited.

And the most exquisite wine cellar.

🇸🇮
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The perfect pop song doesn’t exi-🤫

#kitchendisco
April 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One is serving cunt, the other is a massive cunt.
March 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This is just insanely batshit.

NOT happening.
March 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So it would seem I’m in the north east.

This is a “starter” for £4.99.
March 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
On this day ten years ago, we all gathered around the BBC red button channel…
March 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
March 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
HELLO LITTLE BUDGIE
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Post an image you can hear
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM