Thanks! Less nauseating but even uglier. Net improvement.

"we were up all night writing prompts"

just a theory i've been workshopping since the one time i was talked into joining a startup

Tech CEOs say preposterous sci-fi things then throw money at subordinates to work over evenings and weekends to achieve it because the power to isolate others from their families helps them feel better about their own divorces and finasteride-induced erectile dysfunction.

Once had a layover in an airport with free gym, shower and towel service. Seoul Incheon maybe. But internet says $15 now.

Oligarch-ass opoly

"My mother drinks the water. I'm just trying to keep the water clean."
Mighty neighbourly 🙄 Mighty neighbourly 🙄

yeah we'll go with that

“Do fully support progress in principle, but feels faintly unsporting that the dating scene now has more women confident in heels.”

Crazy bro. “Pig-butchering” the new catfishing

Thankfully we held a proper inquiry into its origins and introduced new regulations and protocols to limit the chances of it happening again 👍👍

You want to pay me how much for an excel model that can be turned around in an afternoon? Oh... I'll definitely be testifying against my moral principles in front of a parliamentary committee someday.

I've always assumed those bags come with huge strings attached that you don't know about until long after the fact (and once turned down a life-changing $$$ consulting contract on that suspicion).

Went cash moment I saw Softbank