Ryuko Matoi
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She scoffs, cracking her neck like she’s bored already.

"Relax. If you went down easy, I wouldn’t waste the sweat."

Her grin sharpens.

"Just try not to fold in the first hit, would be embarrassing after all that trash talk."

"I won't even use Senketsu"
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"Yeah sure as long as you feed me I can tell you as much as you want until I'm bored. It doesn't bother me"

"Though it's a pretty messed up ordeal. Just make sure you never get sent to Brazil'

"So sure yeah, feed me let's do it. I am hungry"
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
She cracks her knuckles, chin lifting with that trademark 'try me' grin.

"Oh, it’s a challenge if you can handle one."

She steps in closer, eyes blazing.

"You think you can wipe the floor with me? Go ahead, tough guy. Say the word."
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"Well I was never addicted to Heroin at the same time. Like I said, living AU's that never happened, but never living them"

"I'm never one to turn down a free meal though, just don't try and look down on me"

"I'm not pathetic just because there was a little struggle"
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"Nah my ass got sent to Brazil. Which is basically the internet equivalent of hell"

"I got tortured and stabbed, briefly addicted to heroin"

"Basically I was living AUs and living years of my life without ever actually living them or growing up"
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"Cool, Ryuko Matoi"

She waves off Sasuke
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"If you’re gonna hang in my face, grow a tougher spine."

She taps his head with the flat of her scissor blade. Gentle, teasing, but definitely smug.

"C’mon, get up, Batboy. If you’re gonna start beef, at least stand while you do it."
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ryuko blinks at him on the ground, then snorts so hard she almost chokes

"Hot Topic? Buddy, I wish those dweebs had drip this killer"

She plants a foot next to him, leaning down with a feral little grin.

"And don’t get all dramatic just ‘cause you face-planted. I barely flicked you"

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November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"... ah- greetings Deku. Long time no see."

"How have you been?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
A flick to his forehead.

"What’re you, a bat with ADHD?"

She smirks.

"If you wanted to stare, you could’ve just asked instead of dangling like a weirdo."
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
She jerks back just a little, brows shooting up.

"…The hell-?!"

A second beat. Then she leans forward right into his space, arms crossed, grin sharp as scissors.

“Special? Yeah, no kidding. But ‘lame getup’? Says the ninja wearing orange.”

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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Jeez it really has huh?"

"Good to see ya still in one piece! How have you been?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Oh come on don't cry idiot, you should be smiling ear to ear and tackling me"

She holds him tighter, placing a short and gentle kiss against his cheek. Looking up into his eyes with her tongue stuck out

"I'm worth celebrating aren't I?"
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ryuko wasn't at all surprised by the reaction, but she wouldn't fight the big, instead laughing and ruffling his hair...

Before she swiftly wrapped her arms around him in return

"I missed you too dummy! Gah! I'm sorry for just disappearing I should've said something. I don't mean to worry you"
July 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"What, you know another banging bod, black haired, scissor wielding badass?"

"I'm offended, ya big dork"
July 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Aw c'mon, it wasn't obvious? I thought it would be, you're so mean sometimes I swear."
July 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
July 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It had been some time since the blazing heart of Honnoji made herself known. Long over a month.

She had waited idly, training, regaining her strength and mental fortitude.

Ryuko Matoi Has Returned.

"How's it been everyone?"
May 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Snow

That being said, hey, if any of y'all wanna hop on Brawlstars, that's where I spend all my time

I'm an A Rank player, I'll carry you
May 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Snow

There we go, my fuckin guy
May 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Snow

Ableists playing the victim when the disabled person they bullied gets upset.

This has gotta be the craziest trope I've ever seen. On some actual Psycho shit.
May 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Snow

Made a tier list for all active Main Roster WWE Wrestlers.

This is based exclusively off of In Ring Talent and absolutely nothing else.
May 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Snow

The only reason I say my Chara layout is my best is because it was paired with my goat Taku's Frisk.

From the banner, to the PFP, to the pin, we wanted to mirror each other.

The lyrics in our pond, complete each other as taken from the song Win Win by Set It Off. It's so cool
May 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Snow

KSans is my personal trans icon ngl. This is my Blaja
May 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM