Craig Alexander
@scraigy.bsky.social
Retired after more than 3 decades at DOJ's Environment & Natural Resources Division, which was a great place to work--home to many of the nation's best lawyers. NO DM, PORN, or SOLICITATION! Looking for news, analysis, and gallows humor, not love or sex.
Wrinkled starfish?
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wrinkled starfish?
But for the remainder of history, just about everything bad will truly be tRump's Fault! He has earned his spot in the pantheon of evil.
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
But for the remainder of history, just about everything bad will truly be tRump's Fault! He has earned his spot in the pantheon of evil.
Classic moment at Slaughter argument:
Gorsuch: Is the answer perhaps to reinvigorate the intelligible-principle doctrine...? Is the water warm, General?
SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
SAUER: Is the water warm?
GORSUCH: Warm.
Gorsuch: Is the answer perhaps to reinvigorate the intelligible-principle doctrine...? Is the water warm, General?
SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
SAUER: Is the water warm?
GORSUCH: Warm.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Classic moment at Slaughter argument:
Gorsuch: Is the answer perhaps to reinvigorate the intelligible-principle doctrine...? Is the water warm, General?
SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
SAUER: Is the water warm?
GORSUCH: Warm.
Gorsuch: Is the answer perhaps to reinvigorate the intelligible-principle doctrine...? Is the water warm, General?
SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
SAUER: Is the water warm?
GORSUCH: Warm.
Gorsuch: Is the water warm, General?
GENERAL SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
GENERAL SAUER: Is the water warm?
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Warm.
GENERAL SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
GENERAL SAUER: Is the water warm?
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Warm.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gorsuch: Is the water warm, General?
GENERAL SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
GENERAL SAUER: Is the water warm?
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Warm.
GENERAL SAUER: Sorry. What was the last --I couldn't hear the last bit.
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Is the water warm?
GENERAL SAUER: Is the water warm?
JUSTICE GORSUCH: Warm.
But Ziggy always gets the last laugh--she stole my glove.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
But Ziggy always gets the last laugh--she stole my glove.
First snow in the DC Area. And Ziggy is eager to catch snowballs.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
First snow in the DC Area. And Ziggy is eager to catch snowballs.
Nap-o-le-an Bon-a-spur!
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nap-o-le-an Bon-a-spur!
Felonious Rump channels his mom.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Felonious Rump channels his mom.
Is Andrew trying to imitate Flavor Flav?
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is Andrew trying to imitate Flavor Flav?
Take a look at this cos-playing Nazi's Linkedin page.
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Take a look at this cos-playing Nazi's Linkedin page.
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
Ann Telnaes and the American Taliban
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ann Telnaes and the American Taliban
A "Triumphal Arch" in DC? Perfect place for that Trump/Epstein Friendship Statue--or Arc d' Pedo.
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A "Triumphal Arch" in DC? Perfect place for that Trump/Epstein Friendship Statue--or Arc d' Pedo.
The Couch Humper is brainstorming 2028 campaign slogans
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Couch Humper is brainstorming 2028 campaign slogans
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Bone spur script.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bone spur script.
Support federal workers!
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
October 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Support federal workers!
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.