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Jack Scrambo
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Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me to my loved ones every day for forever I guess
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Erika Kirk would have made an amazing antagonist for a season of Righteous Gemstones
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
any bets on if he ever took his own advice to go get laid?
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Fuck you
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
you don’t know anyone who’s lost someone because they were hit by a car, clearly. because it’s actually very much life and death
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Mordecai your dad is awesome!
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
MY BONES NEVER HARDENED BUT MY RESOLVE DID
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah they’re both awful but as far as I can tell Lizza is the one who has committed marginally fewer career-ending ethics breaches. Not much to hang his cap on but man I’m not about to feel sympathetic for a propagandist who helped elevate Trump and RFK Jr. to sate her unhinged romantic obsession.
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
No, Olivia Nuzzi herself made her personal life with Ryan Lizza newsworthy. She didn’t exactly skimp on her allegations! How does responding to that in a similar style satisfy the prurient interest in the same way as porn?
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lol what?
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yo what the fuck kind of psycho framing is this? This ICE thug has no business even being in the state. He was trying to abduct them!
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why are you still this stupid
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m sorry but how does anyone even get $1.8 million in retail credit, let alone rack up that much cc debt? wild
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The only type of “union” that may be willing to defend someone shouting racial slurs are Police Benevolent Associations, which look like unions but aren’t strictly the same thing
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The Atlantic plumbs new depths of depravity
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yep in law school all my exams were on Exam4, which is just a word processor that locks down everything else on your computer. Hell that’s how I took the Bar Exam in PA too
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wouldn’t say “no reason at all,” it’s just that the reason is grifting
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
incredible answer. truly not telling on himself at all
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Maher absolutely sucks lol every moment he’s onscreen is just an opportunity for him to be a smug asshole. But it was a good line
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Jesus Christ she moved to Malibu and thought she was writing White Oleander
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the one good line Bill Maher has ever said—and it is just the one good line—is talking about not believing in god and saying “that’s the great thing about atheism, it takes up so little of my time”
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
pack animals are prone to group dynamics, news at 10
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the thing about atheism is we don’t have to find community in it. I simply do not believe in god and do not give a fuck what some random guy who also does not believe in god does, our lack of belief in a higher power does not unite us in any meaningful way
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM