Scrap Iron
@scrap-iron.bsky.social
I used to be funny. I spend far too much time on Fesshole and Anon Opin.
It's scintillating interview answers like this that is how come Theresa May became the leader of her party.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It's scintillating interview answers like this that is how come Theresa May became the leader of her party.
Serve burritos instead, effe.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Serve burritos instead, effe.
Your barber was correct.
Now you can never return and have to find another fesshole.
Now you can never return and have to find another fesshole.
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Your barber was correct.
Now you can never return and have to find another fesshole.
Now you can never return and have to find another fesshole.
You'll never see a thing if you keep those things on, love.
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
You'll never see a thing if you keep those things on, love.
Insisting that the Monarchy work really hard.
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Insisting that the Monarchy work really hard.
His father was a foolmaker.
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
His father was a foolmaker.
Fair enough. Thanks for your response.
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Fair enough. Thanks for your response.
I think it is, Kate.
All your comparisons must surely have demonstrated the need for any successive PM to examine all appointments with greater caution. Starmer admits that he knew of M's contact with Pedo-Epstein. An experienced barrister would have chased that evidence.
He is.
But he didn't.
All your comparisons must surely have demonstrated the need for any successive PM to examine all appointments with greater caution. Starmer admits that he knew of M's contact with Pedo-Epstein. An experienced barrister would have chased that evidence.
He is.
But he didn't.
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I think it is, Kate.
All your comparisons must surely have demonstrated the need for any successive PM to examine all appointments with greater caution. Starmer admits that he knew of M's contact with Pedo-Epstein. An experienced barrister would have chased that evidence.
He is.
But he didn't.
All your comparisons must surely have demonstrated the need for any successive PM to examine all appointments with greater caution. Starmer admits that he knew of M's contact with Pedo-Epstein. An experienced barrister would have chased that evidence.
He is.
But he didn't.
Since when did Cormoran Strike get to be so choosy?
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Since when did Cormoran Strike get to be so choosy?
His child will be new grit.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
His child will be new grit.
Preach, sister.
a woman is giving a speech at a podium and says that is a disgrace .
Alt: Liz Truss discovers that her propelling pencil has gone missing.
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Preach, sister.
Ask not for whom the glass bell tolls, it tolls for free.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Ask not for whom the glass bell tolls, it tolls for free.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A humblebrag that it's possible to push the boat out in Lincoln.
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A humblebrag that it's possible to push the boat out in Lincoln.
Shit happens. Just roll in it.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Shit happens. Just roll in it.
And yet you wonder why your bell never rings.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
And yet you wonder why your bell never rings.
That's two clappers that haven't swung for four years.
February 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM
That's two clappers that haven't swung for four years.
Or download the app and report it on "FixMyStreet". Dead easy.
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Or download the app and report it on "FixMyStreet". Dead easy.
She's an ex because she gritted her teeth.
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
She's an ex because she gritted her teeth.
27 long years Tampax waited.
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
27 long years Tampax waited.
You only get an eww with ty-poo.
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You only get an eww with ty-poo.
And the way he correctly uses cutlery? Wow!
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
And the way he correctly uses cutlery? Wow!
A fess that had depths to be plumbed.
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A fess that had depths to be plumbed.
The truth, the hole truth, and nothing but the truth.
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The truth, the hole truth, and nothing but the truth.