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It's either fix the hole in the fence or put the dog in a Christmas sweater.
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's either fix the hole in the fence or put the dog in a Christmas sweater.
No one in ancient Greece knew more about sex than the philosopher Testicles.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No one in ancient Greece knew more about sex than the philosopher Testicles.
It's one of those parties where all of the coats and jackets go in the guest bedroom.
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's one of those parties where all of the coats and jackets go in the guest bedroom.
So that part about being on Survivor was also a lie?
April 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So that part about being on Survivor was also a lie?
I could still be collecting green stamps and not have enough for a sweet camping tent.
April 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I could still be collecting green stamps and not have enough for a sweet camping tent.
Is it normal to be startled for this long?
April 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Is it normal to be startled for this long?
My dad would tweet that Wingtips were a fine dress shoe.
March 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My dad would tweet that Wingtips were a fine dress shoe.
Hey babe, I'm not just television, I'm HBO!
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hey babe, I'm not just television, I'm HBO!
Changing passwords would be easier if we changed birthdays a lot.
March 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Changing passwords would be easier if we changed birthdays a lot.
I wanna drop a burner phone in a trash can. (but have you priced burner phones?)
March 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I wanna drop a burner phone in a trash can. (but have you priced burner phones?)
Heated car seats made us soft.
March 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Heated car seats made us soft.
My best d-i-y projects ended with a paid professional!
March 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My best d-i-y projects ended with a paid professional!
The human urge to yield to an older guy named Pappy.
February 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The human urge to yield to an older guy named Pappy.
At least tap the breaks when you say spoiler alert.
February 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
At least tap the breaks when you say spoiler alert.
A bunch of old soda bottles or potato chip bags is called a litter.
February 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
A bunch of old soda bottles or potato chip bags is called a litter.
The low setting on a crock pot is short for all-time low.
February 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The low setting on a crock pot is short for all-time low.
Her eggs will also cost you more this year.
February 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Her eggs will also cost you more this year.
Hey rival dads. Valentines day is Feb. 15th. You're welcome!
February 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey rival dads. Valentines day is Feb. 15th. You're welcome!
If you were biting your nails during this year's Superbowl, you may have an actual condition.
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you were biting your nails during this year's Superbowl, you may have an actual condition.
Just me or does the Superbowl seem to have better commercials than regular games?
February 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just me or does the Superbowl seem to have better commercials than regular games?
You had me at disturbing!
January 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You had me at disturbing!
So, you don't have to lie anymore to buy cowboy boots? And ya'll are okay with this?
January 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So, you don't have to lie anymore to buy cowboy boots? And ya'll are okay with this?
Department of Health: "So we we all agree? The best order would be red dye 40, aspartame, glyphosate and then beer and wine?
January 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Department of Health: "So we we all agree? The best order would be red dye 40, aspartame, glyphosate and then beer and wine?