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Scrat Scrobbler
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Dog mom, avid reader, and scrobbler of scrats.

Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
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For the crossoverheads
From the Dragonlance Adventures supplement published by TSR: When in a pinch, kender often tty to grab something from their pockets. This action takes ld6 segments to perform When a ken¬ der declares that he is reaching into his pock¬ et, roll percentile dice against the following table. For every level of experience the kender has attained, add 2 to the roll. Kender Pocket Grab Table 1-3 Bird Feather 4-10 Purple Stones (2d6) 11-20 Multicolored Marbles (d100) 21-24 String 23-27 Animal Teeth 28-32 Whistle 33-35 Paper 36-43 Chalk 44-50 Charcoal 51-57 Handkerchiefs 58-63 Mice(1d4) 64-70 Deck of Cards 71-82 Useless Maps 83-92 Useful Map 93-100 Special Item From @peatbogpirate on Twitter in March, 2024: "hobbit columbo you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your pipeweed is too sick. they'll kill you" Accompanying image shows an artistic rendering of Columbo as a hobbit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Sometimes I get curious, just wondering what leak of reality into his bubble resulted in the numbers he's quoting, and the only 25% I found went in the opposite direction.
"In the absence of publicly available data on retail turkey prices since 2020, we use the historical relationship between wholesale and retail prices to predict average retail price of a whole turkey, accounting for seasonal effects. (See Figure 2). Our model predicts an average retail price of approximately $2.05 per pound in November2 for this Thanksgiving season, which is 25% higher than a year ago This means that a typical 15-pound turkey could cost around $31." Source: https://ag.purdue.edu/cfdas/chew-on-this/the-expected-cost-of-your-thanksgiving-turkey-in-2025/
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)

You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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From July until a week ago, Jeffries' official position was that he was not endorsing Mamdani due to suspicions of antisemitism, echoing baseless racist right-wing talking points.

Also if withholding your endorsement until the last possible moment is a good strategy, why does no one else do it?
from a July article in The Hill: Shortly after the primary, Jeffries congratulated the New York Assembly member on his victory but withheld his endorsement. The House Democratic leader, who represents Brooklyn and a small part of Queens, has previously talked about the rise in hate crimes against Jews in New York and the need to reassure voters that the issue is a priority to him. “Globalizing the intifada, by way of example, is not an acceptable phrase and he’s going to have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward,” Jeffries said in an interview on MSNBC earlier this month. “With respect to the Jewish communities that I represent, I think our nominee is going to have to convince folks that he is prepared to aggressively address the rise in antisemitism in the City of New York, which has been an unacceptable development,” he added.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I'm sure Gilliam was always a shit but I loved that movie for 20 years before finding out, and the whole movie's full of prescient metaphor.

The basic plot device of a refunding a wife the fee her innocent husband was charged for his own torture and murder keeps being on the nose here in the US.
A dialogue exchange from the movie Brazil: Interviewer: Nevertheless, Mr. Helpmann, there are those who maintain that the Ministry of Information has become too large and unwieldy...And the cost of it all, Deputy Minister? Seven percent of the gross national product. Mr. Helpmann: I understand this concern on behalf of the tax payers. People want value for money. That's why we always insist on the principle of Information Retrieval charges. It's absolutely right and fair that those found guilty should pay for their periods of detention and for the Information Retrieval Procedures used in their interrogation.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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One great thing about non-prestige TV dramas (and sitcoms) is that once they've aged 10 years or so they live on as museum exhibits of respectable actors from before they were taken respectably. Elementary s01e05 has David Harbour AND David Costabile! And either one of them COULD be the murderer!
David Harbour as a clean-shaven maybe-murderer in Elementary s01e05. David Costabile as a scrubby maybe-murderer in Elementary s01e05.
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle

"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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This is infuriating. "It hasn't resulted in a large number of lawsuits yet, so the almost-undetectable criminal hacking your company engaged in isn't really that bad."
Text from the article: “There have simply not yet been enough cases involving unlawful electronic surveillance in the smartphone era for the court to be able to conclude that defendants’ conduct was ‘particularly egregious’,” Hamilton wrote.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia

"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The two killjoy genders: Halloween is awful because those skeletons are dead and will be dead forever vs. Halloween is awful because those skeletons will rise again
A Joyce Carol Oates tweet about a house with elaborate Halloween decorations: "(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)" A tweet from @contramordor on Twitter: "The problem with evil Halloween decorations is that they are real, they summon real monsters, they bring forth real beings. It’s not a game. Festivities matter."
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Samantha Fox Strip Poker
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Marvel Comics sincerely apologizes for the harm caused by the phrasing in the "Stan's Soapbox" in Avengers #74. It was never the intention for the X-Men to represent racial or sexual minorities, or for the Sons of the Serpent to represent the political right. The Jew responsible has been chastised.
"Stan's Soapbox" from Avengers #74, March 1970: "From time to time we receive letters from readers who wonder why there’s so much moralizing in our mags. They take great pains to point out that comics are supposed to be escapist reading, and nothing more. But somehow, I can’t see it that way. It seems to me that a story without a message, however subliminal, is like a man without a soul. In fact, even the most escapist literature of all – old time fairy tales and heroic legends – contained moral and philosophical points of view. At every college campus where I may speak there’s as much discussion of war and peace, civil rights, and the so-called youth rebellion as there is of our Marvel mags per se. None of us lives in a vacuum – none of us is untouched by the everyday events about us – events which shape our stories just as they shape our lives. Sure our tales can be called escapist – but just because something’s for fun, doesn’t mean we have to blanket our brains while we read it! Excelsior!"
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This Time With Alan Partridge s02e03

Oh BBC, my BBC
August 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I've never seen this game in person, but I've heard about it, as it's the OTHER game (alongside Dark Tower) that Bob Pepper did the art for.

The man could cram an impressive amount of worldbuilding into his illustrations.
Bob Pepper's card art for the Milton-Bradley Dark Tower game.
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Kojak s04e08 By Silence Betrayed

"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I don't know how you've come up with these figures, but even as a casual reader I can tell you're lying with numbers.
In 2023, MTA Bus riders paid $179 million to ride the bus. Looking at prepandemic farebox revenue (rather than 2023 farebox revenue, when ridership was only at 62% of what it was in 2019), buses generated more than $1.1 billion — or $1.38 billion in 2025 dollars. That’s a lot more than $600 million in lost revenue.
July 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Mary Oliver too.
Of The Empire We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness. – Mary Oliver, Red Bird (2008)
July 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The Acid King (2021)

J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Kojak s03e23 Justice Deferred

"Lieutenant, please give me, uh, a little more credit than that."
"OH, AH DO."
[porn music starts]
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"I guess I would [release the Epstein files]. I think that less so because, you don’t know, you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there, because it’s a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. But I think I would."
—Trump, 2024-06-02
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Kojak s05e16 The Captain's Brother's Wife

"Crocker, you're a sane voice breezing through a dark night in a mad, mad, mad world. You know something? I'm going to do it right now."
July 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The thing about actively enabling a fascist government’s demolition of the rule of law and civil liberties on purely procedural grounds is that the phrase “on purely procedural grounds” means absolutely nothing in this context
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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wtf all these people are dead already
a children’s book which appears to be titled “Troll Famous People” with portraits of historical figures
July 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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George W. Bush was basically Fidel Castro
The New York Times June 19, 2000 GEORGE W. BUSH'S JOURNEY Confronting the Counterculture Ally of an Older Generation Amid the Tumult of the 60's By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF At Yale University in the 1960's, George W. Bush largely avoided battles over politics, civil rights, drugs and music. NEW HAVEN -- The first time that George W. Bush was arrested, he had just stolen a Christmas wreath. Mr. Bush, then a 20-year-old junior at Yale, was head of a notoriously rambunctious fraternity, and with the Christmas holidays approaching, he and some of his buddies had declared themselves the "decorating committee." They took off for a festive shopping street, where Mr. Bush spotted the wreath in a hotel -- and stole it. It was not the perfect crime. Mr. Bush later recalled that he and his friends had perhaps had a few beers and were loud and boisterous. In addition, a police car was approaching.
June 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A diagram showing the "ratchet effect": conservatives move everything to the right, liberals stop movement back to the left, illustrated by a ratchet.
June 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM