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RIP Dick Cheney your arteries would've loved my breakfast
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
RIP Dick Cheney your arteries would've loved my breakfast
Max Landis Pitches His New Cancelled Sex Pest Cult Leader Aesthetic to an Empty Room
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Max Landis Pitches His New Cancelled Sex Pest Cult Leader Aesthetic to an Empty Room
When he says "our" he means "wank rag for people with I'm Still With Her in their tinder bio" to be clear
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When he says "our" he means "wank rag for people with I'm Still With Her in their tinder bio" to be clear
Oh nvm answered my own question
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh nvm answered my own question
He's self-deporting!
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He's self-deporting!
Jimmy Fallon only hits two things: The Bottle and The Ground.
October 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Jimmy Fallon only hits two things: The Bottle and The Ground.
Film and TV industry folks:
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Film and TV industry folks:
Pete Davidson is still self harming!
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pete Davidson is still self harming!
Balance is being restored
September 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Balance is being restored
Brendan Carr is an ugly bald bitch with the cock of a desert lizard
September 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Brendan Carr is an ugly bald bitch with the cock of a desert lizard
JD Vance boldly asks "what if Himmler had the charisma of a ferret's vulva?" Dude has absolutely no juice.
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
JD Vance boldly asks "what if Himmler had the charisma of a ferret's vulva?" Dude has absolutely no juice.
If your reaction to this image is "he's missing the point of Apocalypse Now" I'm literally begging you to find a point in time when these fat fascist fucks gave a single shit about media literacy
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If your reaction to this image is "he's missing the point of Apocalypse Now" I'm literally begging you to find a point in time when these fat fascist fucks gave a single shit about media literacy
Cuomo looks great!
September 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cuomo looks great!
DONALD TRUMP: Sydney Sweeney is so hot.
THE SYDNEY SWEENEY IN QUESTION:
THE SYDNEY SWEENEY IN QUESTION:
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
DONALD TRUMP: Sydney Sweeney is so hot.
THE SYDNEY SWEENEY IN QUESTION:
THE SYDNEY SWEENEY IN QUESTION:
Close enough welcome back Jonbenet Ramsey
July 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Close enough welcome back Jonbenet Ramsey
SCOOP: Braindead writer identified as pissing and shitting his pants when Trump supporter takes Broadway stage
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
SCOOP: Braindead writer identified as pissing and shitting his pants when Trump supporter takes Broadway stage
This deserves to be in the Best Condiment conversation
June 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This deserves to be in the Best Condiment conversation
The icing on the cake is he's a fucking BAPTIST
June 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The icing on the cake is he's a fucking BAPTIST
"playing footsie with anti-Semitism" you're a foot-washing Baptist so I guess you'd be the authority on faith based fetish shit
June 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"playing footsie with anti-Semitism" you're a foot-washing Baptist so I guess you'd be the authority on faith based fetish shit
New suicide hotline just dropped
June 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New suicide hotline just dropped