I think the first time I remember the em dash in-joke thing in fan circles was on LiveJournal ca. 2004 or 2005, so it's been around. I feel like it hit a peak around 2010-12 but still.

They used to signal that you were meeting a kindred spirit. Now they signal that you're meeting a soulless husk. There used to be a person there, who loved something. Is no one else in a state of constant dread about this or

Timeline: 1 month. I believe this is a feasible turnaround because golf cannot be played in the snow or fire

Proof of concept: Have you looked at the front page of reddit this week

Statement of intent: To turn the genx Facebook liberals on here into real human beings through the power of Extremely Online

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Bless

Or like. How do I stop specific people from showing up in my recommended

We'll convert you to the cozy game life yet haha