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🔩Joan

@screwedjoan.bsky.social

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Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 53m

Barely Mutant Legal Turtles

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

one day tickets for this would be 800 USD

Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 3h

I am DESPERATE for a Lilith Fair 2.0.

My lineup would be:

Taylor Swift
Kelly Clarkson
Sarah McLaughlin
Adele
Raye
Celine Deion
Tracy Chapman
India Arie
Doechii
Cyndi Lauper
Pat Benatar
Jill Scott
Suzanne Vega
Sheryl Crow
Lizzo
Megan the Stallion
Beyonce
Rhianna
Lana DelRay
Selena Gomez
The Chics

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

RPG stands for mickey Rooney Playing Game, where you imitate other races in a way your friends attempt to ignore

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

Teenage Mutant Titty Committee

The Leshy Of Pennypack (they/it/and if you must, 'he') @theloneleshy.bsky.social · 3h

Teenage Meenage Nurtle Turtles

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2h

my interest in this series is quite low and they really canceled the only project that could possibly bring me back into enthusiasm

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2h

“We were making the most awesome assassin’s creed imaginable but had to cancel it because it might make white people uncomfortable” really sums up AAA gaming as it stands in 2025

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 6h

Elon Musk funding Gavin Newsom to run for president

🎃 The Devil’s Rhiject 📼 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social · 22h

I like that Willy Wonka got the naziest looking friend he had to dress up like a business rival and lie to kids

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 6h

i was gonna say “You couldn’t make AC Freedom’s Cry Today” but then i remembered they actually delisted it everywhere lol

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 1d

FACT: 90% of skin pickers quit right before they "fix" the last blemish on their body! never give up!

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

imagining Gore Vidal at the midnight launch of Halo 3

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

it didn’t work and it probably never could have. but i liked her a lot and I always will.

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

listening to van halen and thinking about a girl i used to know

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

only in the south will someone attempt to make you comfort food to murder you

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

lgbtq: so we are important enough where our vote is crucial, but unimportant enough where our policy wishes should never be taken seriously and you might directly try to harm us to attract other people who actively want us dead

dems: Yes. If they don’t vote for us anyways guess whose fault that is

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

democrats: You queers scare away too many potential voters and you need us more than we need you

lgbtq: Okay. We’re gonna stop voting for you because of this.

democrats: OMG you are being so fucking SELFISH it’s like you want to get murdered, everything that happens now gets to be your fault

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1d

woke up late for work. that’s how it goes. wheeeeee gmorning lesbians

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Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 2d

turning 30 may make you feel as though you have to stop entertaining your more frivolous interests and start getting more serious. ignore this. growing up is fake and no one knows what they're doing, keep joy in your life

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 2d

Hi there! It's Brand. We've updated our loyalty program! It's now Worse.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d

If the Dodgers didn't have the most likable baseball player of all time they would be so easy to hate

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2d

started playing Ghost Recon: Wildlands and the intro cinematic has the Big Bad Cartel Boss look into the camera menacingly as a voiceover says “I am going to create a cocaine narcostate to threaten the united states” hmph

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2d

sick as fuckin hell

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2d

i love how on depending who you ask portland has been burning for a week, five years, not at all, or four decades

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 2d

good morning darling lesbians! i spent my weekend high and cuddling with a beautiful woman. may every day be so wonderful

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june $118/$3900 @juneever.green · 3d

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