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Jeremy 🇵🇸
@scribalpractices.bsky.social
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he/him / polyamorous / writer / artist / reader

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Screenshot of text that reads, "Portland police said at a 2:24 p.m., they had learned that a man who had been shot called to request help near Northeast 146th Avenue and East Burnside. Arriving officers found a man and a woman wounded from apparent gunshot wounds. Police confirmed federal agents were involved."
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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"Stuck In a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" by U2
Screenshot of the Baltimore Ravens kicker, Tyler Loop, with his hands on his knees in severe disappointment after missing a kick that would have sent the Ravens to the playoffs. A teammate (the place-holder & punter Jordan Stout) looks on behind him in resignation of a lost season.
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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"A second charge has hit the account."

Please help 🙏🏽
Image of George W. Bush receiving the news that the second tower had been hit on 9/11/2001.
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Image of Joo Dee, a character from the Nickelodeon show, "Avatar: The Last Airbender." It's a close-up of her wide, insensate smile. Her character is known for espousing the Ba Sing Se state propaganda that denies the existence of a war between all nations of their world, specifically around their city. As the show unfolds, Joo Dee represents a brain-washed collective tasked with maintaining the lie that "There is no war in Ba Sing Se," her famous line.
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The art ➡️ the artist
Image of a hand covered in scratches. Image of a black & white tuxedo cat laying on her side and a little upside down with her forepaws holding her head. Her white whiskers extend majestically out against the dropback of her black fur.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Listen to the coffee mug 👇🏽
Image of a white coffee mug sitting on a tan countertop. “S.T.F.U. & Write” is written on the mug. In the background is a black-handled electric tea kettle sitting next to a teal spice tray holding various salts & spices.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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This is what I see... 🤷🏽‍♂️
Screenshot of an image of Jim Carrey's character Fire Marshall Bill from the show In Living Color.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Not sure of the accuracy of Google Translate, but still 💔💔💔
Image of the English translation from Arabic (via Google Translate): "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna feel like we're gonna get it. And he'll feel it. Except your drowning neighbor, just like you. The heat and the sun rose our soul.. A new season, my Lord, and a new harm.. Oh Lord, you are a shaven and a world. Oh, Lord, if this is a punishment, lift it up. Oh, Lord, have mercy on us."
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Image of an info-graph that reads, "Using your #RightToRecord (right to record as a hashtag) immigration enforcement: Do I have the right to film? You have the right to film immigration enforcements in public, no matter what your citizenship status is, as long as you don't interfere. Comply with orders like 'back up.' How do I stay safe? Remain calm and quiet! Be transparent that you are filming and don't make sudden movements. Lock your phone with at least a 6 digit passcode instead of face or touch ID, and consider automatically backing up footage with cloud services. What should I film? Stay focused on agents instead of civilians. Film details like badges/uniforms, license plates, weapons, warrants, property damage, what agents say, and context (street signs, landmarks, buildings). If it's not safe to film, then take detailed notes. What should I do after I film? Don't share right away! Never edit original footage. Make copies. Share with a trusted journalist, lawyer, or advocacy organization to make a plan." In the lower right corned is the following text: "Witness: See it. Film it. Change it." At the very bottom reads the following: "For more guidance and resources on filming for immigrant defense visit bit.ly/EYESonICE
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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From: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com] Sent: 8/23/2018 3:16:47 PM To: Kathy Ruemmier [email address blacked out] Subject: Re: NYTimes: Donald Trump's High Crimes and Misdemeanors you see, i know how dirty donald is. my guess is that non lawyers ny biz people have no idea. what it means to have your fixer flip On Thu, Aug 23, 2018 at 11:13 AM, Kathy Ruemmler< 1> wrote: It makes no difference whether it was his money. Issue is failure to disclose. Plus, fact that he has lied his ass off about it makes clear that he knew it was illegal. On Aug 23, 2018, at 11:03 AM, jcffrcy E. <jccvacation@gmail.com> wrotc: I think he makes the argument that it was his, trumps money, making it not illegal. though he also said he only found out afterwards? and the fact according to the indiement was billed as services rendered and grossed up. im sure his acct has flipped anyway.. I did talk in detail to starr yesterday re indicments how trump can make a deal ( special counsel). clintons trash can yes starr gave me more. YECHHH!. ler's a story from The New York Times that I thought you'd find interesting: 2> wrote: The principled case for impeachment is clear. What's missing is the courage. Read More... Get The Now York Times on your mobile device
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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In a very weird & fast 180 flip of my sleep pattern (I was going to bed at this time like a week ago). But last night I was so tired at 8:30pm that I crashed & was just woken up by a very small, but very loud gremlin in my apartment.
Image of a black and white tuxedo cat named Penelope laying sideways in an office chair and looking back up at her human behind the camera.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Screenshot of Oregon’s Department of Human Services website that reads: “OREGON DEPARTMENT OF Human Services A Federal government shutdown update SNAP benefits will be available on EBT cards on Friday, November 7, 2025. Learn what this means for food assistance programs. Federal government shutdown and SNAP benefits → Español S Resources for partners • November SNAP benefits have been loaded onto EBT cards. The federal government remains shut down, but ODHS was able to issue full November SNAP benefits. People in Oregon who receive SNAP will see 100% of their November benefit amount beginning on November 7, 2025. Before going to the store, check your EBT card balance to make sure your benefits are available. Use only the official EBT Edge website or the EBT Edge mobile app (Apple or Android). ODHS does not guarantee the safety of any other EBT management websites or apps. Food resources Prepare and stay informed © Frequently asked questions Other federal changes”
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I think I’m just gonna leave my mustache and go as Bob Belcher driving a cab tonight. I think I can pull this off 🤷🏽‍♂️
Image of Bob Belcher, titular character from the cartoon Bob’s Burgers, looking out the driver window of a yellow taxi cab while wearing a plane white t-shirt and a gray cabbie hat.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Picture of a full-page ad in the New York Times Sunday Opinion section that reads, "DONALD TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PROSECUTE HIS ENEMIES ORDER MASS DÉPORTATIONS USE SOLDIERS AGAINST CITIZENS ABANDON ALLIES PLAY POLITICS WITH DISASTERS BELIEVE HIM. What a second Trump term would bring."
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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They really are. Even when they’re waking me up after 4 hours of sleep to inform it is time for Play, Penny is here.
Image of Penelope, a small tuxedo cat, sitting perched beside her human, who is laying in bed under the covers. Penelope is looking toward her human (behind the camera) with a No Nonsense expression.
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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There are several things that bother me about the amount of people commenting on Portland who aren’t from Portland, but one (seemingly-innocuous) thing stands out:

The current PDX carpet is not the “infamous” carpet.

This is:
Image of Portland airport’s iconic carpet that has a teal background with “X” shaped symbols checkered throughout in mostly dark blue, but with red, pink, and light blue accents. Immaculately designed in 1987 - the holiest of years - it was installed in the early 90’s and sacrilegiously removed in 2015.
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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She really is 🥰
Image of Penelope, a tuxedo kitty, sitting in Loaf Mode on a folded weighted blanket with a pillow themed after Captain America’s iconic shield sitting behind her. Penelope is looking directly at the camera. Image of Penelope peering at the camera through window blinds with about half her face visible. Her tail droops majestically from the window sill. Image of Penelope resting stretched out in sunshine on a kitchen table with one paw reaching toward her mother’s bacon and potatoes. She is looking at the camera as though she has done nothing wrong (she hasn’t). A sleepy Penelope lays against the back of a couch with her eyes mostly closed. Her hind paws are tucked in a little while her fore paws are stretched out in front of her.
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Because I blocked them:
Screenshot of a reply from Heather Lisa @dianalesa1.bsky.social: “DM if you’re struggling 💸 [cash with wings emoji] to pay your bills 📝 [hand-written letter with pencil emoji] or need some extra cash 💸 [cash with wings emoji].”
October 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Screenshot of an article that reads, “"DHS law enforcement uses 'reasonable suspicion' to make arrests," Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement. "What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is if they are illegally in the U.S. - NOT their skin color, race, or ethnicity." McLaughlin did not address why Venegas was detained twice even though he's a U.S. citizen. The new lawsuit describes repeated raids on workplaces despite agents having no warrants nor suspicion that specific workers were in the U.S. illegally, and a string of U.S. citizens — many with Latino-sounding names - who were detained.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Image of text that reads: "We live in a country where you are expected to mourn the people who advocate for your suffering."
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Bluesky will ban Palestinians just trying to survive, but allows these fuckers to run rampant all over this platform.

Nearly every time I post my GFM, someone replies like this (this happened a lot on Twitter, too).

Get your shit together, @moderation.bsky.app
Screenshot of a Bluesky post from "Master Simdorn" (@chevronvolunteer.bsky.social) that reads, "Hi! I hope you're doing well. I noticed that your campaign is struggling to get donations, but don't worry, we've got a solution for you! If you're interested, we can promote your campaign on our website that's specifically designed to reach active donors." A date & time stamp reads, "August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM." This is a reply to my GoFundMe post.
August 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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I reported @antupelenlefuncala.bsky.social for spamming my replies with false information.

This is harmful to Palestinians who are just trying to survive.

Also... I've been sharing these fundraisers for as long as they've been asking for help.
Screenshot of several notifications from the same account (@antupelenlefuncala.bsky.social) spamming Palestinian GoFundMe campaigns with the same message that reads "Many 'Gaza' fundraisers are suspicious. Demand verifiable proof of location & genuine connections before donating. Scammers exploit grief - due diligence is crucial. #GazaFundraisers #ScamAlert." This false information.
August 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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TL cleanser:

If I sneeze once, my cat doesn't care.

If I sneeze twice, she comes running over meowing & rubs up against me (thinking I'm dying or something, maybe?).

Anyway, we've had this dork for two years and I love her with every fiber of my being ☺️.

#GotchaDay
Image of a tuxedo kitten sitting atop a stack of boxes looking at her human with her white paws clutched close together as if she's intending to pose for the picture.
August 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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(Seriously, fuck the New York Times 🖕🏽)
Screenshot of a New York Times Opinion piece that reads: "TheNew York Times OPINION BRET STEPHENS No,Israells Not Committing Genocide in Gaza July 22, 2025, 6:02 p.m. ET"
July 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Ahmed DM'd me this and now his account is marked as spam.

Boost & donate 🙏🏽❤️

gofund.me/04b23c06
Screenshot of a DM that reads: "Please help us and save us, as there is no one left for us except you. You are the link of hope with your donation Please help my family because I don't want us to be among the dead. Remember, we need $300 a day to be able to buy Samir's medicine, milk, and food for my children. With your donation, we can be safer, and I hope to meet a blessed person who will cover the travel and treatment of Samir, whose travel cost is $5,000. To start treatment, look in your wallet and donate $200, $100, or maybe $50.🥺🙏🍉🇵🇸"
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM