scripto
@scripto.bsky.social
Occasionally wrong. OK, usually wrong.
Death by snakebite I guess
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Death by snakebite I guess
Those puppies aren't going to shoot themselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Those puppies aren't going to shoot themselves
The point was made. Republicans own the increases. We were one plane crash away from the Democrats owning the shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The point was made. Republicans own the increases. We were one plane crash away from the Democrats owning the shutdown.
He was going to get his scrubs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He was going to get his scrubs
Maybe not start drinking at 9 in the morning. Bad form. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Maybe not start drinking at 9 in the morning. Bad form. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.
Where are the massage tables?
July 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Where are the massage tables?
The President just pardoned a guy who committed tax and Medicare fraud. She might want to bring that up.
June 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The President just pardoned a guy who committed tax and Medicare fraud. She might want to bring that up.
Robert E. Howard I am embarrassed to say
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Robert E. Howard I am embarrassed to say
Maybe start out by not dropping the warplanes in the drink. Baby steps.
May 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Maybe start out by not dropping the warplanes in the drink. Baby steps.
What's the ratio of optimism to rent?
May 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What's the ratio of optimism to rent?
Got a feeling that whoever maintained that shit is no longer employed.
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Got a feeling that whoever maintained that shit is no longer employed.
Cash grab. Trump can use the tariff money for whatever he wants
May 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Cash grab. Trump can use the tariff money for whatever he wants
Start by ignoring Oz and Kennedy
May 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Start by ignoring Oz and Kennedy