🐟Scrodqueen 👑
@scrodqueen.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, Game Dev.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
Sim wrangler.
💙💙Opinions my own. 💙💙
Fighting with the resistance again.
I don't read DMs. I print them out, burn them, bury them, and salt the earth so nothing may ever grow again.
Don't make me tap the sign.
I'll hear not one disparaging word about this magnificent beast.
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'll hear not one disparaging word about this magnificent beast.
Because pitbulls are smart.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Because pitbulls are smart.
My sister always said I was like the Marilyn Munster of our family. It's not that I was a normie, just nowhere near as weird.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
My sister always said I was like the Marilyn Munster of our family. It's not that I was a normie, just nowhere near as weird.
This is absolutely criminal. We could charge a LOT more than one dollar. No need to think small.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is absolutely criminal. We could charge a LOT more than one dollar. No need to think small.
A million cool points.
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A million cool points.
I can only keep one?! You've just made a powerful enemy.
September 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I can only keep one?! You've just made a powerful enemy.