A small country town with the nearest cops 2 towns over. I think i've been somewhere similar.

I'm old enough to know what teenage kids did in the park pre-internet...we were commiting far more serious crimes than that. Kids today just lack that amibtion..

I'd say it's poor grammer, does anyone believe the daily mail ?

My penis has some use in the real world.
It's very handy to have a long hike, no need to squat

Cocaine is god's way of telling you "you have to much money"
Robin Williams (i think)

That's just a intrusive fact

And coldplay are for people who don't like fruit in their yogurt because it's too spicy

I dunno, it's a good lawyer who can get him out when everyone knows exactly what he's planning and he can keep saying it in public.

Optiate of the masses monday?