Mr. Scruff Monkey
@scruffmonkey.bsky.social
Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s.
A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.
A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.
Yeah, bollocks to that, made a mahoosive tiramisu earlier for bring to the relations for the after dinner and i will be having my share of it!
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yeah, bollocks to that, made a mahoosive tiramisu earlier for bring to the relations for the after dinner and i will be having my share of it!
The man is 81, c’mon actuarial tables, do your thing!
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The man is 81, c’mon actuarial tables, do your thing!
Well, he is trying to visit children with his inflated sac and not getting parental permission. Aaaand what nationality is the fucker again? Does he have a visa to operate in the States? Have those working animals been seen by a vet recently? Red nose? No that’s reindeer syphillus!
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Well, he is trying to visit children with his inflated sac and not getting parental permission. Aaaand what nationality is the fucker again? Does he have a visa to operate in the States? Have those working animals been seen by a vet recently? Red nose? No that’s reindeer syphillus!
Don’t count on that. His father lasted to nearly his mid 90s.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don’t count on that. His father lasted to nearly his mid 90s.
Who do they think they’ll get to rule and why do they think they won’t be killed within a week?
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Who do they think they’ll get to rule and why do they think they won’t be killed within a week?
There’s a big long wall waiting for these fuckers to be blind folded up against.
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There’s a big long wall waiting for these fuckers to be blind folded up against.
Is this an annual event now? Almost bang on a year since Bridgewater Canal went.
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Is this an annual event now? Almost bang on a year since Bridgewater Canal went.
Nah, she’s too old for him now, he likes em fresh.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nah, she’s too old for him now, he likes em fresh.
Why are there fuckers in white coats if they‘re not there to take him away?
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why are there fuckers in white coats if they‘re not there to take him away?
it's quackers all the way down!
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it's quackers all the way down!
let's call it the most deranged 20 minutes in American political history ... so far.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
let's call it the most deranged 20 minutes in American political history ... so far.
I'd be fluffing up the pillow of peace.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'd be fluffing up the pillow of peace.
Hopefully, he's smelling burnt toast...
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hopefully, he's smelling burnt toast...
Sounds like the coke fueled conversation between Tarantino and PTA that drove Fiona Apple to quit cocaine.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sounds like the coke fueled conversation between Tarantino and PTA that drove Fiona Apple to quit cocaine.
If you've blown $350 on a paddle, she's the one who gets to spank you for it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you've blown $350 on a paddle, she's the one who gets to spank you for it.
Put words in his mouth..., well it does make a change from Putins penis.
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Put words in his mouth..., well it does make a change from Putins penis.
i was not expecting that!
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i was not expecting that!
Just Dance Vance’s time to shine on Dancing With The Stasi.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just Dance Vance’s time to shine on Dancing With The Stasi.
That’s not very cost effective esp when theres the tried and tested methodology of shooting them to death with balls of their own shite.
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That’s not very cost effective esp when theres the tried and tested methodology of shooting them to death with balls of their own shite.
No, it can all go soo right!
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
No, it can all go soo right!
Tinkerbell singing showtunes in Elsa’s goatse’d anus is not what they wanted but it’s what they and AI deserve.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tinkerbell singing showtunes in Elsa’s goatse’d anus is not what they wanted but it’s what they and AI deserve.
Like a Dalek reading 50 shades of grey.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Like a Dalek reading 50 shades of grey.
Far too late for that. Arm yerselves to the teeth, you can see what’s coming.
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Far too late for that. Arm yerselves to the teeth, you can see what’s coming.
World Cup and the olympics gonna be real interesting. Is the special boy going to award himself a gold medal for being best president?
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
World Cup and the olympics gonna be real interesting. Is the special boy going to award himself a gold medal for being best president?