MattyDread
@scrummatt.bsky.social
“Do you see the way that tree bends?
Does it inspire?”
Retired English teacher. Current enemy of invasive species and champion of restoring native habitats in California. Oh settle down, I’m talking about plants!
Does it inspire?”
Retired English teacher. Current enemy of invasive species and champion of restoring native habitats in California. Oh settle down, I’m talking about plants!
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Once upon a time in Almada across the Tagus from Lisbon . . .
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Once upon a time in Almada across the Tagus from Lisbon . . .
This Halloween, I think I’m gonna dress up as a traffic cone.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This Halloween, I think I’m gonna dress up as a traffic cone.
“You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke”
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke”
What’s it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
Post your wallpaper.
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Post your wallpaper.
I’m right here bitch ass
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m right here bitch ass
I’m right here, bitch ass.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m right here, bitch ass.
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:
56
56
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:
56
56
If you see this, post the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you see this, post the energy you bring to BlueSky
The energy I bring to Bluesky.
March 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky.
How the idiot dems SHOULD show up tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How the idiot dems SHOULD show up tonight.
Sophie could give a shit because she ate the food in Mollie’s bowl.
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sophie could give a shit because she ate the food in Mollie’s bowl.
Mollie would like to know just what the fuck is taking me sooooooo long to feed her.
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Mollie would like to know just what the fuck is taking me sooooooo long to feed her.
Welcoming my new followers like . . .
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Welcoming my new followers like . . .
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
—HST
—HST
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
—HST
—HST