The 🍊🤡 is calling for the ❌ecution of 🇺🇸 lawmakers who have told military NOT to follow illegal orders.

This is dangerous.

Remove him NOW.

I’m so old I’m about to call IT in NEW YORK from CALIFORNIA and ask them to find where the funny noise is coming from on my desktop every few minutes.

Theory: so many second marriages end in divorce because more first marriages SHOULD end in divorce, but don’t. And once you’ve done it once, you realize it’s not that scary, and you know you can do it.

I'm doing a 12-hour knitting marathon tomorrow (4/5/25) to raise money and awareness for food insecurity! Donate here! givebutter.com/knitforfood2...

We got a Costco membership today because Costco isn’t a flaming pile of turd like most other businesses right now. 😍 (And then the cart rang up for almost twice what we guessed it would. Much fun was had!) 😜

Convo I was not prepared to witness this morning:
Adult: Do you want some toast?
6yo: Yes, please!
Adult: (toasts bread) Here you go!
6yo: Daddy! I hate my bread toasted! You know that!
Adult: Well, you said you wanted toast…
[Something I missed]
6yo: What’s the difference between bread and toast?

My Sophie Scarf in organic merino wool. (Pattern by Petite Knit.)

I watched a kid “doing” “jumping jacks” tonight, and I thought, Oh my god that idiot is going to bring back the presidential fitness test, isn’t he?

My Girl Scout Cookies from a trans scout arrived! (Support trans Girl Scouts!!)