i didn’t think i would be one of the gays, whose personality (and closet) would rep a sports team. #gododgers

i was at #disneyland and i yelled “i love you #gaston!”

he said, “me too!”

while vacationing in #Boracay #Philippines, minding my own business, i casually stumbled upon a tesseract. change of plans, i’m not here for the beaches— i’m now here to save the multiverse!

my #youtube algorithm today got me in my feels today.

Got this text on my work iPhone—can’t believe #LACounty is getting a new area code! I still remember when 323 came out in the late 90s. Let’s be honest, though—323 flows way better than 738. #AmIRight?

Dropped off the turkey at my brother and sister-in-law’s for them to prep for Thanksgiving, and somehow ended up taking shots with them. It seems we’re brining the bird AND ourselves.

Getting summoned for jury service during Thanksgiving week does have its perks.

Last Monday (18 November 2025), I attended an advanced screening of #Wicked and tried my best to dress on theme!

As an embarrassed #Tesla owner, I tried to customize the message under my license number on my #Reviver #RPlate (digital license plate) with “Anti Elon Tesla Club.” It’s currently pending approval, but something tells me it’s not going to make the cut.