the crestfallen homie
@scumjunker.bsky.social
Bryan (the brains of this operation)
Pinned
This bluesky of ours….
I am the sin eater.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am the sin eater.
I’m inventing a new type of payday loan that kills you
July 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m inventing a new type of payday loan that kills you
I am the bearer of the curse.
July 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I am the bearer of the curse.
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Can’t sleep clowns will eat me
July 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can’t sleep clowns will eat me
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Lying to my therapist that I’m Columbian instead of Wasian
July 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lying to my therapist that I’m Columbian instead of Wasian
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Dobby enslaved
July 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dobby enslaved
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Good morning Vietnam!
July 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning Vietnam!
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hiii <3 long time tweeter, first time skeeter
July 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hiii <3 long time tweeter, first time skeeter
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you guys don't even have Da Milf
July 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
you guys don't even have Da Milf
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They’re calling it gangnam style
June 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They’re calling it gangnam style
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Praying every night before bed that I end up in the ICU in Tallahassee so Geoff can clean my penis
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Praying every night before bed that I end up in the ICU in Tallahassee so Geoff can clean my penis
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knife by the bedside just in case
June 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
knife by the bedside just in case
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Owning a vape at 30 is very Indiana jones 4. I’ve still got it
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Owning a vape at 30 is very Indiana jones 4. I’ve still got it
I must kill my Masters
June 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I must kill my Masters
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Not even fucking joking right now she said she wants some marvin gaye 🙌
May 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not even fucking joking right now she said she wants some marvin gaye 🙌
I’m fucking infected.
May 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m fucking infected.
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I would use the dark web for something really strange like buying a rare fossil
May 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would use the dark web for something really strange like buying a rare fossil
A lot of people don’t know this but Seamus is from New York City which explains a lot of their anti-social, aggressive, and territorial behavior.
May 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A lot of people don’t know this but Seamus is from New York City which explains a lot of their anti-social, aggressive, and territorial behavior.
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Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization.
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Let those peasants in the United States wail in front of the 5,000 years of Chinese civilization.
You will be repaid in kind. Gather our armies.
April 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You will be repaid in kind. Gather our armies.
Blood tithe. Sacrifice.
April 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Blood tithe. Sacrifice.
YOU MUST BELIEVE IN SPRING!!!!
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
YOU MUST BELIEVE IN SPRING!!!!