Scuti
@scuti.rosyverse.net
ARC University class of 200X. Currently looking for remote positions.
bachelor's in electrical Mechanical & civil engineering
This is a parody account based on the character from @rt.rosyverse.net, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
bachelor's in electrical Mechanical & civil engineering
This is a parody account based on the character from @rt.rosyverse.net, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
Do you guys think kepler might...
...be using me to launder money?????
I honestly don't mind but i dont think it's working very well
...be using me to launder money?????
I honestly don't mind but i dont think it's working very well
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Do you guys think kepler might...
...be using me to launder money?????
I honestly don't mind but i dont think it's working very well
...be using me to launder money?????
I honestly don't mind but i dont think it's working very well
What is it called when somebody like buys thousands of dollars worth of fast food and various other things for you
looks at you with THOSE eyes
and says "you're beautiful" all the time???
looks at you with THOSE eyes
and says "you're beautiful" all the time???
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
What is it called when somebody like buys thousands of dollars worth of fast food and various other things for you
looks at you with THOSE eyes
and says "you're beautiful" all the time???
looks at you with THOSE eyes
and says "you're beautiful" all the time???
So if you wanna steal my identity take all my money thats fine but you're also gonna have to take my debt too
And also my various mental illnesses
then you can have the 2 dollars and 34 cents
You earned it. 🏆
And also my various mental illnesses
then you can have the 2 dollars and 34 cents
You earned it. 🏆
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
So if you wanna steal my identity take all my money thats fine but you're also gonna have to take my debt too
And also my various mental illnesses
then you can have the 2 dollars and 34 cents
You earned it. 🏆
And also my various mental illnesses
then you can have the 2 dollars and 34 cents
You earned it. 🏆
To anyone looking to hack me in the future, I ahve like 2 dollars and 34 cents in my cheddarchum account and technically im still 2000 in the hole for the van
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
To anyone looking to hack me in the future, I ahve like 2 dollars and 34 cents in my cheddarchum account and technically im still 2000 in the hole for the van
...
Welp, I think I've had enough "surface" for today. :)
Thank you two for informing me!
Welp, I think I've had enough "surface" for today. :)
Thank you two for informing me!
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
...
Welp, I think I've had enough "surface" for today. :)
Thank you two for informing me!
Welp, I think I've had enough "surface" for today. :)
Thank you two for informing me!
Noted.
I will make sure not to change my name to William Afton.
I will make sure not to change my name to William Afton.
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Noted.
I will make sure not to change my name to William Afton.
I will make sure not to change my name to William Afton.
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December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Wait. Am I typing it wrong?
Freddy FASTbear is how it's spelled...?
Freddy FASTbear is how it's spelled...?
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wait. Am I typing it wrong?
Freddy FASTbear is how it's spelled...?
Freddy FASTbear is how it's spelled...?
Oh thank the stars!
Kind of like my boss, then.
Kind of like my boss, then.
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh thank the stars!
Kind of like my boss, then.
Kind of like my boss, then.
You also make him sing this song that goes:
"Har har har-har har har-har-har har harrrrr."
If I had to sing songs like that for 30 years and I never got a bath, I'd be rather cross with you too.
"Har har har-har har har-har-har har harrrrr."
If I had to sing songs like that for 30 years and I never got a bath, I'd be rather cross with you too.
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You also make him sing this song that goes:
"Har har har-har har har-har-har har harrrrr."
If I had to sing songs like that for 30 years and I never got a bath, I'd be rather cross with you too.
"Har har har-har har har-har-har har harrrrr."
If I had to sing songs like that for 30 years and I never got a bath, I'd be rather cross with you too.
Sorry for the human country of "Australia" though!
That must've sucked!
That must've sucked!
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sorry for the human country of "Australia" though!
That must've sucked!
That must've sucked!
@el-losos.bsky.social Is this true??????
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@el-losos.bsky.social Is this true??????
If we had the resources we'd try to reclaim it but boss wants to build his highway first...
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If we had the resources we'd try to reclaim it but boss wants to build his highway first...
When I message him about giving me a raise, he tells me that I'm "not being a team player", and that "there's no I in Scuti".
Then I told him that I MIGHT NEED TO GET HIS OPTICAL RECEPTORS CHECKED
Then I told him that I MIGHT NEED TO GET HIS OPTICAL RECEPTORS CHECKED
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When I message him about giving me a raise, he tells me that I'm "not being a team player", and that "there's no I in Scuti".
Then I told him that I MIGHT NEED TO GET HIS OPTICAL RECEPTORS CHECKED
Then I told him that I MIGHT NEED TO GET HIS OPTICAL RECEPTORS CHECKED