S Darko 🍉
@sdarko.bsky.social
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ♍️👹 #HailYourself
Last night I got into a verbal altercation with a veteran and saw the northern lights, I really am living my best life.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Last night I got into a verbal altercation with a veteran and saw the northern lights, I really am living my best life.
I’m trapped in a discord channel for Warhammer as an admin…my only contribution (besides removing bad people/comments) is sending slutty pastas and talking about weird books.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I’m trapped in a discord channel for Warhammer as an admin…my only contribution (besides removing bad people/comments) is sending slutty pastas and talking about weird books.
I made healthy decisions all week and my body is retaliating for not giving it Taco Bell and ramen
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I made healthy decisions all week and my body is retaliating for not giving it Taco Bell and ramen
Not to brag, but this image is from the new hallmark film Christmas on Duty and it’s my friend’s first film screenplay. It premiered on Nov 1st 🥰I’m so proud of her!!!
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
A Hallmark Christmas Movie Just Beat Almost Everything On CNN, MSNBC
The Hallmark Channel has risen from the ninth to the fourth most-watched cable channel in prime time in the last three weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Not to brag, but this image is from the new hallmark film Christmas on Duty and it’s my friend’s first film screenplay. It premiered on Nov 1st 🥰I’m so proud of her!!!
My friend is contemplating taking shrooms for our rewatch of The Substance tonight and I’m kinda here for that
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My friend is contemplating taking shrooms for our rewatch of The Substance tonight and I’m kinda here for that
I’m so cool with my boss that I sent her a picture of my bellybutton today, bc I got a new belly ring that says PYSCHO
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m so cool with my boss that I sent her a picture of my bellybutton today, bc I got a new belly ring that says PYSCHO
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i cant talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i cant talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit
I kind of actively hate Fall out Boy, and my Apple Music algorithm has not caught up with this fact, no matter how many times I skip them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I kind of actively hate Fall out Boy, and my Apple Music algorithm has not caught up with this fact, no matter how many times I skip them.
Got called a mouth breathing purple haired liberal from Kansas City and it’s not even 7:30am
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Got called a mouth breathing purple haired liberal from Kansas City and it’s not even 7:30am
I’m getting new tires this afternoon, and am kinda regretting not pulling the most adult move ever and booking a hearing test at the same time (they’re both at Costco)
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m getting new tires this afternoon, and am kinda regretting not pulling the most adult move ever and booking a hearing test at the same time (they’re both at Costco)
Alright my WIP isn’t ruined by poor measuring skills but I did decided I didn’t like the orange I used and ripped it all out last night
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Alright my WIP isn’t ruined by poor measuring skills but I did decided I didn’t like the orange I used and ripped it all out last night
I have my mom blocked on FB and so she had my uncle (unfriended) message me while she is visiting them. She probably thinks she caught me in a lie or something…but really all she is doing is exposing herself
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have my mom blocked on FB and so she had my uncle (unfriended) message me while she is visiting them. She probably thinks she caught me in a lie or something…but really all she is doing is exposing herself
If I fucked up and didn’t use enough fabric in my current embroidery WIP I’m going to cry on the bathroom floor for at least an hour, and then remake it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If I fucked up and didn’t use enough fabric in my current embroidery WIP I’m going to cry on the bathroom floor for at least an hour, and then remake it.
The woman working the fabric counter at the craft store told me she was jealous of my Monster. Then as I was checking out the cashier accidentally grabbed my Monster. I’m half tempted to go buy two and bring them back to them. It is Halloween after all, everyone deserves a lil Monster
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The woman working the fabric counter at the craft store told me she was jealous of my Monster. Then as I was checking out the cashier accidentally grabbed my Monster. I’m half tempted to go buy two and bring them back to them. It is Halloween after all, everyone deserves a lil Monster
My niece let me play with her Labubu tonight and specifically dressed one up in a costume for me. Whyyy is she the cutest 🥹
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My niece let me play with her Labubu tonight and specifically dressed one up in a costume for me. Whyyy is she the cutest 🥹
My homie sent me two different Monster Energy/Jake Gyllenhaal memes, and I’m a little concerned about how his algorithm is getting those before mine???
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My homie sent me two different Monster Energy/Jake Gyllenhaal memes, and I’m a little concerned about how his algorithm is getting those before mine???
I want everyone to know that I sent a screenshot of this to my boss and she said “Okay what time are you logging off????” 😍
Like this skeet if you think I should log off work early today and I’ll tell my boss that all yall agree with me and I need to leave…this is not a joke.
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I want everyone to know that I sent a screenshot of this to my boss and she said “Okay what time are you logging off????” 😍
Like this skeet if you think I should log off work early today and I’ll tell my boss that all yall agree with me and I need to leave…this is not a joke.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Like this skeet if you think I should log off work early today and I’ll tell my boss that all yall agree with me and I need to leave…this is not a joke.
Everyone at the gas station today was a baddie, maybe this is an omen for a good weekend ahead!
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Everyone at the gas station today was a baddie, maybe this is an omen for a good weekend ahead!
My therapist and I mutually ghosted each other in August…or so I thought..he emailed me today (perfect timing bc I almost had a MentyB this morning) guess im gonna set up an appointment for the coming week.
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My therapist and I mutually ghosted each other in August…or so I thought..he emailed me today (perfect timing bc I almost had a MentyB this morning) guess im gonna set up an appointment for the coming week.
Kinda proud of my lil town getting enough coverage on the No Kings protest to be mentioned on the Colbert Report!
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Kinda proud of my lil town getting enough coverage on the No Kings protest to be mentioned on the Colbert Report!
Took a mental health day yesterday and it wasn’t enough…I have had a shit show whirlwind day so far, but my bosses boss told me she appreciated “the miracles I work everyday” so I’m gonna just hold on to that till the weekend
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Took a mental health day yesterday and it wasn’t enough…I have had a shit show whirlwind day so far, but my bosses boss told me she appreciated “the miracles I work everyday” so I’m gonna just hold on to that till the weekend
AAAaaAaAAghhhh!!!! I didn’t correct someone who called me Sam on a big email, now they’re all doing it. 🚨🚨🚨
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
AAAaaAaAAghhhh!!!! I didn’t correct someone who called me Sam on a big email, now they’re all doing it. 🚨🚨🚨
My man texted me and asked for some “work appropriate” bedazzling project…these ones didn’t make the cut 😔🇵🇸🍆😈
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My man texted me and asked for some “work appropriate” bedazzling project…these ones didn’t make the cut 😔🇵🇸🍆😈
As a frog girlie since day one, I loveeeee that frogs have become a symbol of the antifa movement. 🐸
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As a frog girlie since day one, I loveeeee that frogs have become a symbol of the antifa movement. 🐸