No more, I don’t wish to see it! Show me no more!

You’ve given two values for the same stat there. What did you mean to type?

I think it’s essential that ships are properly weighted down with heavy stuff that doesn’t move about with the waves. That’s why I, along with many other sensible mariners #SupportBallastInaction

Here in Guernsey and Jersey, where both islands are gearing up to celebrate the 80th anniversary of our liberation from Nazi oppression on 9 May, Trump’s use of the title of our now traditional bank holiday looked like a sick joke.

Are they the best team in the world? Jury’s out on that one. It’s sad, in a way, that the unfair advantage India were given in this tournament has denied them an opportunity to prove it.

That NZ anthem arrangement was a heady mix of Play School and Def Leppard.

My wife and I are equally in sync - both currently on 0 international cricket matches.

That’s very specific. Is whittling the over-60s that different to whittling anyone else?