Sam Desatoff
@sdesatoff.bsky.social
Board games and coffee. Occasional games journalist. He/Him.
https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/
Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
https://samdesatoff.journoportfolio.com/
Email: sdesatoff at gmail dot com
This Grinch decoration in a neighbor’s yard looks like an alumni of the Academy of Raya Lucaria
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This Grinch decoration in a neighbor’s yard looks like an alumni of the Academy of Raya Lucaria
I also made a pretty bomb spicy tortellini soup, so all in all it was an alright day
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I also made a pretty bomb spicy tortellini soup, so all in all it was an alright day
Bouta *clenches teeth* prime this Metroid (for the fourth time)
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Bouta *clenches teeth* prime this Metroid (for the fourth time)
4yo: did you like my song, dada?
Me: you bet, bud. I loved it
4yo: what was your favorite part??????
Me:
Me: you bet, bud. I loved it
4yo: what was your favorite part??????
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
4yo: did you like my song, dada?
Me: you bet, bud. I loved it
4yo: what was your favorite part??????
Me:
Me: you bet, bud. I loved it
4yo: what was your favorite part??????
Me:
Watched the first episode of Pluribus. The main character of Carol’s romantacy series is named Raban and all I can picture is the Bull of Ala Mhigo, and yeah I too have the hots for him
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watched the first episode of Pluribus. The main character of Carol’s romantacy series is named Raban and all I can picture is the Bull of Ala Mhigo, and yeah I too have the hots for him
Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Done a carbonara and now I care about being alive again
We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We are very much not bird people, but we have inherited a green-cheeked conure from a neighbor and now have the pleasure (?) of housing Sonny Boy. Any bird folks have tips?
Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bouta *clenches teeth* pax this romana
I was part of the problem tonight
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was part of the problem tonight
the four horsemen of the apocalypse
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Watching my nephew play Fortnite as Goku and get killed in Mr. Burns’ mansion by Chun-Li wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack. Not to be all boomer but
When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When I make a joke in a social situation and everyone laughs
Red alert: two dogs at the gym tonight. Their names are Ollie and Gizmo
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Red alert: two dogs at the gym tonight. Their names are Ollie and Gizmo
Reporting an Ollie spotting
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reporting an Ollie spotting
Me: the fortnite-ification of Magic is upsetting and is ruining the spirit of the game
Also me: I must touch and hold the furby cards
Also me: I must touch and hold the furby cards
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me: the fortnite-ification of Magic is upsetting and is ruining the spirit of the game
Also me: I must touch and hold the furby cards
Also me: I must touch and hold the furby cards
Bout to *clenches teeth* silence this hill (f)
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bout to *clenches teeth* silence this hill (f)
You ever regret every educational and professional decision you’ve ever made??
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You ever regret every educational and professional decision you’ve ever made??
They don’t make them like Pratchett anymore
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They don’t make them like Pratchett anymore
Dom has entered the gym dog chat
September 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dom has entered the gym dog chat
The new Teenage Bottlerocket album is hitting home
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The new Teenage Bottlerocket album is hitting home
Made a FB post about cleaning up my friends list in the wake of the Kirk stuff and got this encouraging message of affirmation 👍👍
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Made a FB post about cleaning up my friends list in the wake of the Kirk stuff and got this encouraging message of affirmation 👍👍
Not Ollie, but I did get to meet Gizmo at the gym today
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not Ollie, but I did get to meet Gizmo at the gym today
playin the video game
September 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
playin the video game
The commander subreddit got existential tonight
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The commander subreddit got existential tonight