sealious_business
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Shiny Hunter | Bionicle Enjoyer | Sydney Local | Would be working on something if I wasn't so lazy
Every week or so I'm re-affirmed that the best part of going to uni for one semester a decade ago was getting lifetime access to Microsoft Office 2016, so I never have to deal with copilot or any other bullshit they try to pack into the software.
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Every week or so I'm re-affirmed that the best part of going to uni for one semester a decade ago was getting lifetime access to Microsoft Office 2016, so I never have to deal with copilot or any other bullshit they try to pack into the software.
Woah. I don't belive it. They made another one. Another year. Just for us.
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Woah. I don't belive it. They made another one. Another year. Just for us.
Got a Mouth-to-Mouth Billy Bass for christmas that you have to resuscitate everytime to just hear 12 seconds of Gangnam Style
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Got a Mouth-to-Mouth Billy Bass for christmas that you have to resuscitate everytime to just hear 12 seconds of Gangnam Style
I am finally, truly, completely done with Ultra Wormholes (hopefully).
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I am finally, truly, completely done with Ultra Wormholes (hopefully).
For some reason this Landorus took almost a full month of soft-resets to show up. Hopefully the last few Ultra Beasts I need from the wormholes don't take this long so I can move on to the remaining SOS hunts for Gen 7.
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For some reason this Landorus took almost a full month of soft-resets to show up. Hopefully the last few Ultra Beasts I need from the wormholes don't take this long so I can move on to the remaining SOS hunts for Gen 7.
Caught a pair of my favourite Pokemon for #RanchWeek using the PokeRadar in Platinum doing swarm encounters at Valley Windworks. Glad I caught them in time!
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Caught a pair of my favourite Pokemon for #RanchWeek using the PokeRadar in Platinum doing swarm encounters at Valley Windworks. Glad I caught them in time!
I wonder if anyone's talked about their competitive Pokemon team composition in the same way that a sommelier describes wine pairings.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I wonder if anyone's talked about their competitive Pokemon team composition in the same way that a sommelier describes wine pairings.
Star Trek should sell a Jon Luke Picard-themed pipe bomb I think they would get lots of money or other for something like that.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Star Trek should sell a Jon Luke Picard-themed pipe bomb I think they would get lots of money or other for something like that.
Writhing on the bed is one of life's classic pastimes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Writhing on the bed is one of life's classic pastimes.
Landed back in Australia and I forgot how esoteric our advertising is around the airport.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Landed back in Australia and I forgot how esoteric our advertising is around the airport.
I'm so excited to play Stray Children now that it's out but ironically I can't until I get back home from my holiday in Japan, where I think it's already been available for a few months.
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm so excited to play Stray Children now that it's out but ironically I can't until I get back home from my holiday in Japan, where I think it's already been available for a few months.
There's a version of Tar out there where she's a stand-up comedian and instead of the film ending on her conducting for Monster Hunter she's one of the comedians no one gives a shit about doing the Riyadh comedy festival.
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There's a version of Tar out there where she's a stand-up comedian and instead of the film ending on her conducting for Monster Hunter she's one of the comedians no one gives a shit about doing the Riyadh comedy festival.
I'm S.O.S chain shiny hunting for Turtonator in Pokemon Sun and I've been in a single battle for the past two days (200+ encounters), until I just fat-fingered and accidently selected a poke doll to end the battle... fuck this rare call rate bullshit dude holy fuck
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm S.O.S chain shiny hunting for Turtonator in Pokemon Sun and I've been in a single battle for the past two days (200+ encounters), until I just fat-fingered and accidently selected a poke doll to end the battle... fuck this rare call rate bullshit dude holy fuck
So I've been working through the games for my living shiny dex and I spent some extra time to do something I doubt many people have done; Conquering the Kalos Pokemon League with only shiny Furfrou (each with different coats as well). Took a while to radar and train them up but definitely worth it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So I've been working through the games for my living shiny dex and I spent some extra time to do something I doubt many people have done; Conquering the Kalos Pokemon League with only shiny Furfrou (each with different coats as well). Took a while to radar and train them up but definitely worth it.
October just started but Blissey's already got a halloween costume sorted.
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
October just started but Blissey's already got a halloween costume sorted.
I can't believe even EBGames in Aus has had scalping/scarcity issues with these shiny Koraidon/Miraidon codes. Just means I'll never have this part of the dex filled in until they have some way to get their heads screwed on and realise how detrimental shiny-locks are for these mons.
September 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I can't believe even EBGames in Aus has had scalping/scarcity issues with these shiny Koraidon/Miraidon codes. Just means I'll never have this part of the dex filled in until they have some way to get their heads screwed on and realise how detrimental shiny-locks are for these mons.
I JUST HIT A MINION WITH MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I JUST HIT A MINION WITH MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
I've come to the realisation that any boss I'm currently fighting in Silksong is the worst boss simply because it's the one I haven't beaten yet.
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I've come to the realisation that any boss I'm currently fighting in Silksong is the worst boss simply because it's the one I haven't beaten yet.
How the fuck is it already this hot in Sydney we literally just left winter
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
How the fuck is it already this hot in Sydney we literally just left winter
One thing that's annoying me about Silksong is how every second boss encounter just turns into an 'I'm going to constantly summon waves of enemies' fight as a way of making them more difficult. Every flying enemy in this game was a mistake. Also where the fuck is the map for Bilewater
September 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
One thing that's annoying me about Silksong is how every second boss encounter just turns into an 'I'm going to constantly summon waves of enemies' fight as a way of making them more difficult. Every flying enemy in this game was a mistake. Also where the fuck is the map for Bilewater
Wow, that makes five Mega Evolution designs now that I actually like.
Genuinely though Mega Evos are one of the things that I've still never really gotten into, even when they were first revealed I just found them unnecessary, overdesigned, and mostly exclusive to the popular/recognisable Pokemon.
Genuinely though Mega Evos are one of the things that I've still never really gotten into, even when they were first revealed I just found them unnecessary, overdesigned, and mostly exclusive to the popular/recognisable Pokemon.
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wow, that makes five Mega Evolution designs now that I actually like.
Genuinely though Mega Evos are one of the things that I've still never really gotten into, even when they were first revealed I just found them unnecessary, overdesigned, and mostly exclusive to the popular/recognisable Pokemon.
Genuinely though Mega Evos are one of the things that I've still never really gotten into, even when they were first revealed I just found them unnecessary, overdesigned, and mostly exclusive to the popular/recognisable Pokemon.
Been spending a bit of time learning gen 5 RNG for my living dex and man is there a barrier to entry with the tools provided. RNG Reporter feels like it has not been updated in like a decade (which is probably true), but have so far managed to get an Archen and Musharna from it in only two days!
August 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Been spending a bit of time learning gen 5 RNG for my living dex and man is there a barrier to entry with the tools provided. RNG Reporter feels like it has not been updated in like a decade (which is probably true), but have so far managed to get an Archen and Musharna from it in only two days!
Hit a milestone with my Shiny Living Dex; 100% of shiny Sinnoh Pokemon is done. Even though I only have 15% left overall I'm actually only about half way through because the ones I'm missing are going to be a slog. Dreading the hunts for Type:Null and the remaining 3 gen 8 fossils.
August 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Hit a milestone with my Shiny Living Dex; 100% of shiny Sinnoh Pokemon is done. Even though I only have 15% left overall I'm actually only about half way through because the ones I'm missing are going to be a slog. Dreading the hunts for Type:Null and the remaining 3 gen 8 fossils.
So I spent many hours recently catching every shiny Minior form in Pokemon Scarlet.
You can only differentiate between them when their ability procs in battle or in the PC/party, can't even tell what colour they are in Home.
I do not recommend doing this. Do not do this. It is a waste of time.
You can only differentiate between them when their ability procs in battle or in the PC/party, can't even tell what colour they are in Home.
I do not recommend doing this. Do not do this. It is a waste of time.
August 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So I spent many hours recently catching every shiny Minior form in Pokemon Scarlet.
You can only differentiate between them when their ability procs in battle or in the PC/party, can't even tell what colour they are in Home.
I do not recommend doing this. Do not do this. It is a waste of time.
You can only differentiate between them when their ability procs in battle or in the PC/party, can't even tell what colour they are in Home.
I do not recommend doing this. Do not do this. It is a waste of time.
Buying a Lovecraft book and slapping a sticker on it that reads "I bought this AFTER he went sane."
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Buying a Lovecraft book and slapping a sticker on it that reads "I bought this AFTER he went sane."