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That's a very unfair thing to say about the woman who has tried to get Maz murdered every single episode.

I remember our mate Brian, the world's most Black Country person, meeting Hans Moretti at a magic convention.

Brian: "I loik it when you shoot that opple off er 'ead."

Moretti: "Opple? Vot is opple?"

Brian: "You know, opple like yow eat"

Moretti: "Ah ... from now on I vill alvays say 'opple'."

Actually that makes more sense than any other theory I've heard.

Yep. I watched both episodes with the kids and am only aware of Harriet's existence because I already knew who she was before the 1st episode, so she is definitely being hidden in the edit for some reason.

Harriet is a very good writer - I've read at least 3 of her novels - but she has barely appeared in the edit and I don't think she's been featured in a single talking head clip to camera, so I'm guessing that she's the secret Traitor.

😁 Glad you made it.
Happy New Year.

I'm gonna leave it another 12 hours before I like this. Don't want to jump the gun and end up looking foolish.

When did caring for animals become the secret gateway to the far right? There's her and Morrissey. Gervais is heading in that direction. It won't belong before Chris Packham is endorsing Laurence Fox and putting Union Jacks up outside badger sets.

Same. I expected it to just show me the accounts I'm subscribed to, but instead it has a massive strop as if I've offended a website - Oh my recomendations aren't good enough for you? Fine. In that case I'm showing you NOTHING!

Next series of Strictly could be interesting.

Simon Mason's DI Wilkins and DI Wilkins series is a great exception to the rule.

But why does Jeremy Clarkson have a jar of chloroform in the first place?

That's the problem isn't it. When a governement proposes something the Nazis did - even if it's not the worst thing the Nazis did - the optics are terrible. Obviously nobody was prosecuted at Nuremburg for jewellery theft, but like using language that echos Enoch Powell, why risk those comparrisons?

He's still around and playing.

I've never heard anyone else mention this album, but it's really good. She Wants So Many Things is one of the best Dylan songs that isn't by Dylan.