Sean Collier
@seancollier.bsky.social
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Writer, movie guy, comic, theater creator, ring announcer. Vigilance Theater Group, Pittsburgh Magazine.
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Things I say to my dog as if they will be understood:

"Peanut, the point of the walk is to walk. It's not to find the smelliest stuff in the neighborhood."
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Thanks! With the storefront down the road, I'm gonna need a bigger shelf.
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Even after seeing the great response to the soft opening, I'm still shocked.
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The weird thing about people decrying physical media is ... it's not binary? I watch streaming and I also spend money on awesome little objects with movies on them. One is convenient, the other is quality.

Anyway, I went to @vinsyn.bsky.social Pittsburgh!

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Collier’s Weekly: Vinegar Syndrome Pittsburgh and the Triumphant Endurance of Physical Media | Pittsburgh Magazine
The home-video store held a soft opening last week — and it was packed with movie lovers.
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New episode of The Number One Movie in America: Spooky Season begins with THE RING! Featuring discussion of HIM, MEGADOC, ELEANOR THE GREAT and more, plus Sean's excellent David Lynch impression. bit.ly/AWellActually
A green-tinged frame from The Ring with Academy Award Nominee Naomi Watts making an anguished expression and white-knuckling a telephone handset
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Well, I'm with Pittsburgh Magazine, not the City Paper! But either way, I'm afraid not — our very small staff size usually prevents us from attending groundbreakings, grand openings and similar events. Apologies! But congrats on the great progress in Swissvale!
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Laptop on 20%: Get on the plane, you'll be fine.
Phone on 20%: I want to play a game. You have 90 seconds. Live or die. The choice is yours.
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The Neil Diamond musical has "Sweet Caroline," "Cherry Cherry" and "Cracklin' Rosie" all before intermission.

It is VERY difficult to convince myself that I need to return to my seat. What, do I need to see how it turns out? I'm pretty sure he continues to be Neil Diamond.
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This IS a movie! There IS Mekhi Phifer! 8 Mile was The Number One Movie in America and we all quite enjoyed revisiting it! bit.ly/CheddarBob
De'Angelo Wilson, Academy Award Winning songwriter Eminem, and Mekhi Phifer in 8 MILE
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I have distressing yet vitally important news: Thus far, the Halloween Stuff collection at FIVE BELOW is superior to the Spirit Halloween offerings.

Spirit is obviously the place for costumes, but in terms of goofy little spooky impulse buys, we had a much better time at FIVE DAMN BELOW.
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The Steel City Horror Show is back THIS SUNDAY! We've got a hidden gem of late-90s horror, a delightful special guest and plenty of scares from Dr. Gielgud! Be at the Harris when the clock strikes 7:30! Fill your holiday weekend with spooky thrills!

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Also, EENIE MEANIE, out today on Hulu, is perfectly watchable with a funny, lively lead performance by Samara Weaving. It's surprising that an action movie this by-the-numbers got made in 2025, but nothing wrong with an easy heist movie with some good performers. 🎥
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HONEY DON'T is mostly unremarkable, a bunch of generic Coens Stuff thrown together in an underconsidered plot.

Also: I love gratuitous sex scenes, but this has TOO MANY. It's like he just wanted to watch them make out. (Understandable but alarming.) 🎥

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Ethan Coen Goes Back to a Pulpy Well With ‘Honey Don’t!’ | Pittsburgh Magazine
The crime thriller feels like a quick retread of last year’s superior “Drive-Away Dolls.”
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(Oh, and while we're talking horror in Homestead! Also just announced, a showing of RE-ANIMATOR featuring an appearance by Barbara Crampton, with Livia of Horror PGH hosting!)
An American Werewolf in London - Screening + Q&A
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

On Nov. 29, I'll be hosting a screening of AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON at the Carnegie of Homestead — with star David Naughton LIVE in person for a Q&A! Thrilled to lead a Q&A on such an enormously influential, unforgettable movie!

Tickets on sale soon — link in comments!
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I think 80-100 is the sweet spot, 70-110 is fine. 110-125 is pushing it. Beyond that, you better have a damn good reason.
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Not reposting the picture but Putin looks like an elf giving a riddle to a bridge troll
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What GIF pops up when you type your name?
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Naked Gun Runtime: 85 minutes
Nobody 2 Runtime: 89 minutes
Honey Don't Runtime: 89 minutes

At last, film is healing.

🎥
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It really is, the branding is excellent
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Attempting to get a reservation at The Beak & Barrel, a new pirate-thened bar at Disney World, is officially my Eras Tour onsale moment
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Shoutout to @theonlymvyoung.bsky.social for letting me deliver a chop to @someguynamedjohn.bsky.social yesterday at the #HilltopCountyFair Fair! That's what you get for always interrupting @seancollier.bsky.social when he's ring announcing! @enjoywrestling.bsky.social

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The rejected joke was "or calling a porno 'couches.'"