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Here's the secret about parenting that no one's telling you, babies are super fucking easy.
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The Secrets of Parenthood, Three Months In…
My little girl is turning three months old today! And after three months of fatherhood, I’m going to let you in on the parenting secret that no one is telling you: Babies are super easy. Way fuckin…
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February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Here's the secret about parenting that no one's telling you, babies are super fucking easy.
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I have so utterly fucked my Amazon Prime algorithm that when I feel like watching something with an actual budget, that's not a truly awful horror movie from the 80s or with the worst CGI you've ever seen, I struggle to actually find anything.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I have so utterly fucked my Amazon Prime algorithm that when I feel like watching something with an actual budget, that's not a truly awful horror movie from the 80s or with the worst CGI you've ever seen, I struggle to actually find anything.
The Rapture has come and been, and those left behind find themselves out of the frying pan into the hellfire as they battle against hordes of demonic creatures.
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Bat Out of Hell
The Rapture has come and been, and those left behind find themselves out of the frying pan into the hellfire as they battle against hordes of demonic creatures. Rumours abound of a way to join thos…
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January 29, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The Rapture has come and been, and those left behind find themselves out of the frying pan into the hellfire as they battle against hordes of demonic creatures.
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Trapped on an island of rock while the cars keep circling, Kylie and her bandmates were road tripping to their next gig when they were attacked by three strangers who refuse to leave their vehicles.
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Mimic
Trapped on an island of rock while the cars keep circling, Kylie and her bandmates were road tripping to their next gig when they were attacked by three strangers who refuse to leave their vehicles…
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January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Trapped on an island of rock while the cars keep circling, Kylie and her bandmates were road tripping to their next gig when they were attacked by three strangers who refuse to leave their vehicles.
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It's a bite-sized bit of horror but love hearing one of my stories pop up on @to42reads.bsky.social channel!
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January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
It's a bite-sized bit of horror but love hearing one of my stories pop up on @to42reads.bsky.social channel!
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Plague grips the kingdom. A smuggler guides a representative of the royal court into the capital’s sewers to negotiate with the fabled king of the rats, hoping to find a way to stem the infestation that has brought on the sickness.
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An Audience with the Rat King
Plague grips the kingdom. A smuggler guides a representative of the royal court into the capital’s sewers to negotiate with the fabled king of the rats, hoping to find a way to stem the infestation…
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January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Plague grips the kingdom. A smuggler guides a representative of the royal court into the capital’s sewers to negotiate with the fabled king of the rats, hoping to find a way to stem the infestation that has brought on the sickness.
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Seven friends go on an overnight camping trip, sleeping under the stars, cooking s’mores, and telling scary stories by the campfire. But stories have a power all of their own.
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Swinehead Pete
Seven friends go on an overnight camping trip, sleeping under the stars, cooking s’mores, and telling scary stories by the campfire. But stories have a power all of their own. What would you do if …
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January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Seven friends go on an overnight camping trip, sleeping under the stars, cooking s’mores, and telling scary stories by the campfire. But stories have a power all of their own.
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A crash wakes Joel in the early hours of Christmas morning. Santa has visited their house and left a gift that won’t fit under the tree. One that might be more than he and his family can handle.
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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
A crash wakes Joel in the early hours of Christmas morning. Santa has visited their house and left a gift that won’t fit under the tree. One that might be more than he and his family can handle.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A crash wakes Joel in the early hours of Christmas morning. Santa has visited their house and left a gift that won’t fit under the tree. One that might be more than he and his family can handle.
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Rattus norvegicus, the common brown rat, one of the world’s most adaptive species besides humans themselves. When government scientists aimed to turn them into a weapon, they didn’t need to make them larger or more vicious. They simply made them hungrier.
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Rats
Rattus norvegicus, the common brown rat, one of the world’s most adaptive species besides humans themselves. When government scientists aimed to turn them into a weapon, they didn’t need to make th…
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December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Rattus norvegicus, the common brown rat, one of the world’s most adaptive species besides humans themselves. When government scientists aimed to turn them into a weapon, they didn’t need to make them larger or more vicious. They simply made them hungrier.
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At first, the haunted house looks just like any other carnival attraction, with its plywood sets and plastic skeletons, but the rooms keep going, and going, and going, with no end in sight…
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Spooky, Scary Skeletons
Ten minutes before the fair closes, Jazmine and her boyfriend use their last tickets on a ride through the haunted house. At first, it looks just like any other cheap carnival attraction, full of p…
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December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At first, the haunted house looks just like any other carnival attraction, with its plywood sets and plastic skeletons, but the rooms keep going, and going, and going, with no end in sight…
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He doesn’t know why and he doesn’t know how, but Damian has been possessed by a demon that is slowly but surely ruining his life. Ignoring the puking, the boils, the violent urges and bizarre visions can only hold it off for so long.
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Devil Inside
He doesn’t know why and he doesn’t know how, but Damian has been possessed by a demon that is slowly but surely ruining his life. Ignoring the puking, the boils, the violent urges and bizarre visio…
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December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He doesn’t know why and he doesn’t know how, but Damian has been possessed by a demon that is slowly but surely ruining his life. Ignoring the puking, the boils, the violent urges and bizarre visions can only hold it off for so long.
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That Tom Cardy Uber ad is really good at reminding me to do Wordle at 4am in the morning when I'm watching Netflix with my newborn daughter on my chest.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That Tom Cardy Uber ad is really good at reminding me to do Wordle at 4am in the morning when I'm watching Netflix with my newborn daughter on my chest.
One dose is all it took, now Liam has ripped his third eye wide open. He’s seeing strange people and creatures that no one else can see, but are they demons, angels, or something else entirely?
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Hurdy Gurdy Man
One dose is all it took, now Liam has ripped his third eye wide open. He’s seeing strange people and creatures that no one else can see, but are they demons, angels, or something else entirely?
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November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One dose is all it took, now Liam has ripped his third eye wide open. He’s seeing strange people and creatures that no one else can see, but are they demons, angels, or something else entirely?
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Death and disappearances follow Jolene wherever she goes, like her army of male admirers. But it’s not until her husband started slipping out of bed that Becca realises what kind of bloodthirsty monster she really is... seanebritten.com/2025/07/18/j...
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Death and disappearances follow Jolene wherever she goes, like her army of male admirers. But it’s not until her husband started slipping out of bed that Becca realises what kind of bloodthirsty monster she really is... seanebritten.com/2025/07/18/j...
As part of an initiation, Mikhil is forced to steal from the shrine of local urban legend Stepping Razor. He’s got bigger things to worry about, Stepping Razor is only a ghost story, until the dreams start.
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Stepping Razor
As part of an initiation, Mikhil is forced to steal from the shrine of local urban legend Stepping Razor. He’s got bigger things to worry about, Stepping Razor is only a ghost story, until the drea…
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November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
As part of an initiation, Mikhil is forced to steal from the shrine of local urban legend Stepping Razor. He’s got bigger things to worry about, Stepping Razor is only a ghost story, until the dreams start.
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Los Angeles is burning, brochacho. Ever since Yellowstone went boom, seems like half the world is burning. Nothing to do about it but hit the waves.
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Santa Monica
Los Angeles is burning, brochacho. Ever since Yellowstone went boom, seems like half the world is burning. Nothing to do about it but hit the waves.
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November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Los Angeles is burning, brochacho. Ever since Yellowstone went boom, seems like half the world is burning. Nothing to do about it but hit the waves.
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For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall. seanebritten.com/2025/08/15/h...
Heart of Stone
For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall. seanebritten.com/2025/08/15/h...
My number one pet hate in all zombie media, The Walking Dead, Z Nation, whatever, is when people die and then immediately turn grey and look like they've been rotting for six weeks the second they turn. Like, look at a time-lapse from a body farm sometime, there's a process to be respected here.
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My number one pet hate in all zombie media, The Walking Dead, Z Nation, whatever, is when people die and then immediately turn grey and look like they've been rotting for six weeks the second they turn. Like, look at a time-lapse from a body farm sometime, there's a process to be respected here.
At first, the haunted house looks just like any other carnival attraction, with its plywood sets and plastic skeletons, but the rooms keep going, and going, and going, with no end in sight…
seanebritten.com/2025/10/24/s...
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Spooky, Scary Skeletons
Ten minutes before the fair closes, Jazmine and her boyfriend use their last tickets on a ride through the haunted house. At first, it looks just like any other cheap carnival attraction, full of p…
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October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
At first, the haunted house looks just like any other carnival attraction, with its plywood sets and plastic skeletons, but the rooms keep going, and going, and going, with no end in sight…
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The Convoy. One thousand and one trucks constantly in motion across America’s roads and highways, unstoppable, living outside its laws.
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Convoy
The Convoy. One thousand and one trucks constantly in motion across America’s roads and highways, unstoppable, living outside its laws. All Caleb wants to do with his life is join them but first he…
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October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Convoy. One thousand and one trucks constantly in motion across America’s roads and highways, unstoppable, living outside its laws.
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Who is it for when Spotify says "enjoy the next 30 minutes uninterrupted" then they play a bunch of ads one song later? Do they assume the listener has the memory of a goldfish, or is wildly incapable of estimating 30 minutes? Just play your ads and get on with it, don't lie to me about it!
October 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who is it for when Spotify says "enjoy the next 30 minutes uninterrupted" then they play a bunch of ads one song later? Do they assume the listener has the memory of a goldfish, or is wildly incapable of estimating 30 minutes? Just play your ads and get on with it, don't lie to me about it!
'I Make Hamburgers' by The Whitlams has got to be one of the greatest songs ever made on the subject of making hamburgers and getting laid. Been stuck in my head for days. #timelymusicopinions
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
'I Make Hamburgers' by The Whitlams has got to be one of the greatest songs ever made on the subject of making hamburgers and getting laid. Been stuck in my head for days. #timelymusicopinions
Vaugh is going undercover to expose a cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on, but the real danger is coming from a very unexpected direction.
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The Chicken Dance
Tonight, Vaugh is going undercover to expose a sadistic cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months if not years. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on as a self-trained…
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October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Vaugh is going undercover to expose a cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on, but the real danger is coming from a very unexpected direction.
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For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall. seanebritten.com/2025/08/15/h...
Heart of Stone
For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall.
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October 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For weeks he trained to defeat a monster he couldn’t even look at. It didn’t work. Now, his petrified body can do nothing but watch time passing from the corner of her ruined hall. seanebritten.com/2025/08/15/h...
Vaugh is going undercover to expose a cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on, but the real danger is coming from a very unexpected direction.
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The Chicken Dance
Tonight, Vaugh is going undercover to expose a sadistic cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months if not years. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on as a self-trained…
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October 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Vaugh is going undercover to expose a cockfighting ring that’s been operating in secret for months. It’s the most dangerous assignment he’s taken on, but the real danger is coming from a very unexpected direction.
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