Sean G.
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Sean G.
@seanepg.bsky.social
-Eugene, OR / Grand Jct., CO
-Workers comp./ rights atty. in red part of Colo.
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Ruben Bain looked like Ripley’s mech suit from ‘Aliens’
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Get every third down, never drop a pass, do not miss tackles, never get out of position on defense, don’t turn the ball over, never let a WR run free

It’s so easy; just do that!
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 AM
🎼oh no no no / im a rocket owwwlll🎶
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
My 4-yo called my wife “you old skunk!” this summer and now we use no other insults
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pozole, pozole en be-eee-eth-lehemm
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they never stopped to ask whether they should
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This was my high school too! I think they got rid of the winged helmets, though.
October 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
That ball really shot off camera
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We need a Ryan Gosling jenga scene but with AI tech
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
dead on; this is extremely h*rny
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Need to find a quiet moment. I’ve felt shitty and complicated ever since it happened and just keep trying to find people who express what I’m feeling
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This could be us but you won’t buy a purple shirt
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Was coming here to say this but a fellow intellectual beat me to it
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
BYU will get to 18 or 19 and you will like it
September 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
There’s certainly not a win after 🎼when September ends🎶
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Was in Autzen today. I can imagine that a bunch of godless leftists screaming like banshees personally at him until the 2 back to back pick sixes made it 69 points did not make him feel good.
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I have a late-added discussion point about Arkansas:
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You are a US Senator. Do something. If we “fight back” they will kill us. You gave actual power.
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
As an Oregon fan, I already watched Cristobal lose a game when all he had to do was kneel: 2018 Ducks OT loss to Stanford. Then he did it *again*. Woulda thought the first one would define his whole self, like a film noir character haunted by his past failure
August 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The first time Luke ever sees Leia (in ANH) she’s a projection; the last time Leia ever sees Luke (in TLJ) he’s a projection
August 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
what a run by pizza; ya gotta hand it to em
July 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you say you are anti-genocide, but don’t stop funding a genocide, you are actually pro-genocide
July 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A. I’m gonna go through this thread and cheerlead every single person’s selection.
B. Either Aerosmith’s “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing,” or the full album version of Celine’s “All Coming Back.”
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nothing sicko about being cool, Big Sky
June 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
HI IM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CAR’S WARRANTY EXPIRING
June 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM