Sean Kaprelian
@seankaprelian.bsky.social
Denver, CO I am somewhat marginally less mediocre than you thought I would be. Hip. Thrust.
He doesn’t have any friends. Not one.
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
He doesn’t have any friends. Not one.
Donald has never had a “willing” sexual partner.
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Donald has never had a “willing” sexual partner.
Those were the good ol’ days
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Those were the good ol’ days
“You expect us to use due process?”
a man in a red suit and tie says that 's ridiculous in front of a sign
Alt: a man in a red suit and tie says that 's ridiculous in front of a sign
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“You expect us to use due process?”
It’s never the message that’s important to maga, it’s how that message is decimated.
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It’s never the message that’s important to maga, it’s how that message is decimated.
Nothing can convince me that this isn’t the dumbest timeline possible.
a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Nothing can convince me that this isn’t the dumbest timeline possible.
Victim-blaming. A tried and true tactic.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Victim-blaming. A tried and true tactic.
Can somebody please do something about that nussy.
a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Can somebody please do something about that nussy.
Is he one of the “very fine people”
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Is he one of the “very fine people”
Kash’s honeypot won’t even do him.
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Kash’s honeypot won’t even do him.
More time for soggy biscuits.
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
More time for soggy biscuits.
He’s your favorite idiots, favorite idiot.
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 AM
He’s your favorite idiots, favorite idiot.
Could be any photo from the last decade.
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Could be any photo from the last decade.
Donny’s negging Denmark so hard.
January 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Donny’s negging Denmark so hard.
Manifest what Gavin? MANIFEST WHAT?
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Manifest what Gavin? MANIFEST WHAT?
It’s weird that members of Congress that have missed the moment repeatedly would miss the moment again. We need fearless leadership willing to slug it out.
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It’s weird that members of Congress that have missed the moment repeatedly would miss the moment again. We need fearless leadership willing to slug it out.
Sabre-rattling by American citizens against American citizens is wild.
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Sabre-rattling by American citizens against American citizens is wild.
Pol Pot would say that was a very strong speech. Blitzer is washed.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pol Pot would say that was a very strong speech. Blitzer is washed.
The fact that the NFL added Green Day as the Super Bowl opener is not lost on me.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The fact that the NFL added Green Day as the Super Bowl opener is not lost on me.
Killing puppies has consequences.
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Killing puppies has consequences.