hahaha

She has been (all relative obviously), and that's partly
why Jenrick decided he probably had to switch parties

I’m trying not to be insulted here…

(Also based off this list, maybe try My Phantoms by Gwendoline Riley)

It's an incredible book, and don't delete the list!

Isn’t no.6 Shirley Hazzard?

Yeah, I lived there for about 18 months over a decade ago and loved it

Five RTs. Six Likes. It would be more cost effective for Defra comms officials to dial random phone numbers and launch into a spiel about otters or whatever.

Yeah, they need to be sent on a Guardian Blind Date together

I swear to god if they say this one more time I’m putting my foot through the TV

But the lyrics are from the perspective of a kid who doesn’t realise it’s their dad? Unless she’s having an affair with someone in their own house on Christmas Eve when the kids are upstairs?

It already drags over two days TBH, and a lot of it is less take out the trash than a desperate rush against deadline. But the truth is it still works (not wishing to downplay the devastating power of a Guardian live blog)