phospheneshower
@seanmichaelcarter.bsky.social
I’m a writer of sci-fi, fantasy, graphic novels, humor, nonfiction, drama, and comics. Little Nox’s Floating Incident available for pre-order soon.
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Here’s wishing a very high-profile individual a very “O CHRIST IS THIS WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY WASTED LIFE??!!” this holiday season…
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Here’s wishing a very high-profile individual a very “O CHRIST IS THIS WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY WASTED LIFE??!!” this holiday season…
Yall are embarrassing us in front of 3I-Atlas. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Deputy AG says removing photos from Epstein files release has 'nothing to do' with Trump
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said some images from the newly released files would go back up after the Justice Department determines whether they need redactions.
www.nbcnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Yall are embarrassing us in front of 3I-Atlas. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
AI eats human content, digests it, and produces an amalgamated mass that resembles what humans can do but without all the flavor and nutrients that made its consumption worthwhile.
#AI is literally feeding us shit.
#AI is literally feeding us shit.
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
AI eats human content, digests it, and produces an amalgamated mass that resembles what humans can do but without all the flavor and nutrients that made its consumption worthwhile.
#AI is literally feeding us shit.
#AI is literally feeding us shit.
Midterms, blah blah, 25th amendment, blah blah… more and more ppl will look out the side of their eye at this in the coming year. #dragthemout
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Midterms, blah blah, 25th amendment, blah blah… more and more ppl will look out the side of their eye at this in the coming year. #dragthemout
Amanda Seyfried:
-Socialism is “gorgeous”
-Fck Charlie Kirk
-Probably made Sydney apologize for white supremacist silence
-ppl actually WANT to see her movies
👑👑👑
-Socialism is “gorgeous”
-Fck Charlie Kirk
-Probably made Sydney apologize for white supremacist silence
-ppl actually WANT to see her movies
👑👑👑
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Amanda Seyfried:
-Socialism is “gorgeous”
-Fck Charlie Kirk
-Probably made Sydney apologize for white supremacist silence
-ppl actually WANT to see her movies
👑👑👑
-Socialism is “gorgeous”
-Fck Charlie Kirk
-Probably made Sydney apologize for white supremacist silence
-ppl actually WANT to see her movies
👑👑👑
Caraway seeds — because who hasn’t been eating pork or sauerkraut and thought “if only my teeth were continuously farting.”
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Caraway seeds — because who hasn’t been eating pork or sauerkraut and thought “if only my teeth were continuously farting.”
maga leads the league in pics of plastic-surgeried women that make you say “oh jesus…”
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
maga leads the league in pics of plastic-surgeried women that make you say “oh jesus…”
Weird Al has given the “fck you I won’t do what you tell me” order. It has begun.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Weird Al has given the “fck you I won’t do what you tell me” order. It has begun.
The lesson here is clear folks: be for both.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The lesson here is clear folks: be for both.
I love how old novels were all like “you know what the most important thing is here, what deserves more flourish and pomp than anything else in this entire work? The very first letter.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I love how old novels were all like “you know what the most important thing is here, what deserves more flourish and pomp than anything else in this entire work? The very first letter.”
Classwarr by There on Apple Music
Album · 2023 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I can explain everything… open.substack.com/pub/seanmich...
Sean Michael Carter, The Futility
A History Of Me As A Failed Artist
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I can explain everything… open.substack.com/pub/seanmich...
Why does this feel like a very true insult?
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Why does this feel like a very true insult?
Woke is dead.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Woke is dead.
When
The
Ever
Loving
Hell
Have we ever been a country that defends others from being invaded for their natural resources?
The
Ever
Loving
Hell
Have we ever been a country that defends others from being invaded for their natural resources?
We went from a country that defended others from being invaded for their natural resources, to a country that is now threatening to invade others for their natural resources.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
When
The
Ever
Loving
Hell
Have we ever been a country that defends others from being invaded for their natural resources?
The
Ever
Loving
Hell
Have we ever been a country that defends others from being invaded for their natural resources?
Mind is the universe expressed in light.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Mind is the universe expressed in light.
So like um… who’s asking for all these Reba McEntire sitcoms?
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So like um… who’s asking for all these Reba McEntire sitcoms?
America and its optics:
It’s literally killing its individual cents.
It’s literally killing its individual cents.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
America and its optics:
It’s literally killing its individual cents.
It’s literally killing its individual cents.
Nuance thrives in peace and relative comfort. In times of conflict come the binary.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Nuance thrives in peace and relative comfort. In times of conflict come the binary.
Pictured: former president Bill Clinton and president Donald Trump (not visible).
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pictured: former president Bill Clinton and president Donald Trump (not visible).