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seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
@seanpetrizzi.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And the winners of most predictable takes ARE!
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My CFB 25 Dynasty predicted this back in June
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The James Madison University Dukes
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
These guys ended up leaving early for some reason muttering something about “classless JMU fans” throwing streamers at them.

Act like a target, make yourself a target, get treated like a target.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
JMU DUUUUUUUKES
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
To the biggest NCAA simps I know

GO DUKES!
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And this is why I just can’t do it. There will be a movement to let 8-5 Duke as ACC Champion in the CFP. It is so far from guaranteed that if they win and JMU also wins that JMU gets in
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yeah they do. And it was by 36 points.

They also don’t have a 22 point loss to UTSA two weeks ago
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I was so ready to drop this
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Update
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Get the hell outta here haha
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Let them know
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good to see Duke’s social team has the patented lack of self-awareness of the entire university
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I feel bad for his faaaaamily
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Amazing
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Buddy…
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
IMAGINE ALLL THE PEOPLE!
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love that Goodman tried to prompt Wade into shit talking UNC and Duke fans and instead he took the opportunity to tell his own fans “stop talking about Duke and Carolina so much”

😂😂😂
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
2025 can’t handle this. We’re all done for
October 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
SB Ballard Stadium would be perfect for the new directive of smaller stadiums with capacity crowds.

As always I’ll say brand them the Virginia Whatevers, do a good job with branding and the merch will fly off the shelves.

Lots of it to one house just north of Richmond
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Rain couldn’t damper Daddy Declyn Delaney Duke Dog Day
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM