SeanQ aka Stinky Peet
@seanqueue.bsky.social
He/Him. Dad, Ally, Met fan, bibliophile, Dad rock vocalist/harmonica, liberal smart-ass, not even close to giving up the good fight. #LFGM
I am certain that if he ever heard me playing, and especially if he saw me trying to cover his songs, he would literally slap the harmonica straight out of my hands.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am certain that if he ever heard me playing, and especially if he saw me trying to cover his songs, he would literally slap the harmonica straight out of my hands.
It is if you read the article and not just the headline.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is if you read the article and not just the headline.
Television started through the air and migrated to wires. The telephone started on wires and migrated to the air. Refrigerants and propellants are updated constantly. But cars are supposed to burn dinosaur juice until forever. Insanity.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Television started through the air and migrated to wires. The telephone started on wires and migrated to the air. Refrigerants and propellants are updated constantly. But cars are supposed to burn dinosaur juice until forever. Insanity.
You're thinking of Five for Fighting, where the wait for a table is always between 10 and 20.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You're thinking of Five for Fighting, where the wait for a table is always between 10 and 20.
You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them,"
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them,"
Land mines </George_Carlin>
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Land mines </George_Carlin>
There is nothing plausible about his deniability
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There is nothing plausible about his deniability
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
TP USA working hard the past couple of months to prove irony is not dead
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
TP USA working hard the past couple of months to prove irony is not dead
Okay in fairness I think my original take that "this is about an accordion and winking about sex" is probably closer to correct than "this is about mom's gorilla grip cooch and winking about the accordion"
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Okay in fairness I think my original take that "this is about an accordion and winking about sex" is probably closer to correct than "this is about mom's gorilla grip cooch and winking about the accordion"
I was today years old, apparently.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I was today years old, apparently.
Don't bet on that, I have a distant relative who chose that as his wedding song.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Don't bet on that, I have a distant relative who chose that as his wedding song.
Are they dolphin-safe?
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Are they dolphin-safe?
Her parents must have been fans of James Bond movies
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Her parents must have been fans of James Bond movies
I am 99% sure I heard the second half of that exchange live in the car, and if so the DJ who ran the contest has been around since the late 1970s and ran out of fucks decades ago
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am 99% sure I heard the second half of that exchange live in the car, and if so the DJ who ran the contest has been around since the late 1970s and ran out of fucks decades ago
I mean, come on:
I'm gonna give her a message
Here's what I'm gonna say
"It's all over"
She might get out a nightstick
And hurt me real real bad
By the roadside in a ditch
I'm gonna give her a message
Here's what I'm gonna say
"It's all over"
She might get out a nightstick
And hurt me real real bad
By the roadside in a ditch
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I mean, come on:
I'm gonna give her a message
Here's what I'm gonna say
"It's all over"
She might get out a nightstick
And hurt me real real bad
By the roadside in a ditch
I'm gonna give her a message
Here's what I'm gonna say
"It's all over"
She might get out a nightstick
And hurt me real real bad
By the roadside in a ditch