I can assure you this gets raised internally. A *lot*.

Ring doorbells were the straw for me. Even setting aside the Orwellian nature of them, I had yet (in the years they have existed) to press one and someone actually answer the door.

In a weird way, the fact that the entire ‘adventure’ of this film wouldn’t happen in 2025 because of tech is a bit… sad?

We (Molesey) scored a last minute winner to make it 4-3. Cannot begin to tell you how fun it was to ask “do PSG do that, mate?”.

On the discussion around non league teams playing out and taking quick corners - I was at my local combined counties game last weekend and the away team were punting it out from kickoff so we asked the captain what they were up to. He replied “PSG mate, look it up”.

Don’t enter the whatsapp group

I was once asked by a mate after a game if I was left or right footed. I am still floating, years later.

Another observation is how regularly the PCs with free internet access are used at my local library. The assumption that everyone has constant, easy access to essential services is potentially devastating.

Uggee Pop

I am delighted that all the supermarkets have ripped off the biscuit-style ones that Heston originally did for Waitrose. They’re mega.

Just got whiplash from this throwback.