The male version of Mar-a-Lago face is Voldemort

We all knew that this was going to be a political prosecution. This flimsy indictment, which basically does little more than repeatedly state that "Maduro is a narco-terrorist," makes me doubt they have the facts to get a conviction. Why are they in court and not disappearing Maduro to Guantanamo?

Whoopsie!

Reporter: Who is going to run Venezuela in the meantime?
Trump: We'll have a team of people run it.
Reporter: Who's on it?
Trump: We're working on that right now.
Me: A BIT LATE FOR THAT DONTCHA THINK

*mashes the unsubscribe button*

So go visit the Heritage Foundation's HQ

The most positive word that I can think of is "historical"

How hilarious would it be if he gets acquitted?

Easy: A pardon for oil

One of the reasons I miss living in a city is being able to respond to this by just laughing in their face

As someone who's studied genocide, I keep telling people that it's already begun and that it's quintessentially an American one: We're offshoring the extermination stage

A tunnel? You mean like the things that the IDF said were everywhere in Gaza but never seem to appear in photos or video?

I'm just thankful that the right-wing takeover of mainstream media outlets is so ham-handed that no one can claim it's not happening or that it isn't a problem

Are they going to leave a wake of bronzer in the water too?

And the latest culmination of the right-wing plot to control how we perceive reality.

The fact that they're so ham-handed at it might be the only thing that'll save us

You can easily prove me wrong.

Release the review.