4, 5, 7, 8, 9 can all go for me.

My rules for backstories are this:
If you want to write a short story/book, go for it, just keep in mind it is for just you. What I want to see on a character submission is a quick synopsis of your character's history, a few paragraphs like on the back of a book or just 1 page at most.

I had Blazer and Vulgar when I was a kid.

She looks like someone just said "lets go find Excalibur" and the only Excalibur she knows of is the same one from Soul Eater.

That aside, I was that player once. I learned this lesson from a previous GM of mine many years ago that a Short Story (or novel length story) is all well and good as an aside thing. But a GM or other players for that mater may not have the same level of interest.

My rule at the table is this, your free to write as much as you want for a backstory. But what I want to see on a character sheet, or separate sheet as a GM/DM is just a summery. If you have a specific foe for your PC, mention them, then give me notes on them separately too.

It actually was part of the skit. There was an ongoing joke for the episode where the Queen was occasionally tuning into the station, and when it happened everyone stopped whatever they were doing and stood up while the royal fan fair played.

The friendly cannibals reminds me of a Monty Python sketch or too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDg...

I had the same message opening message from a different person, but I couldn’t respond to them as I was busy and then forgot. Later I found that their account got shutdown.

I remember when I got this figure I was disappointed that the one gotten for me didn't have a lightsaber. Cocktail swords had to fill the gap for that.