It’d be interesting to see some simplified 3D modeling tools for this kind of aesthetic. I went down the Blender rabbithole but it’s a DEEP rabbithole and I’d kind of loved to see something like Aseprite for retro 3D graphics.

I didn’t know children killed in Texas were your uncaring kings.

This feels like whenever you are reminded that Dick Van Dyke is still alive.

Instead of reflecting on what you said and how your words come across, you just double down and tell everyone they are wrong for reading your remarks made in poor taste.

What next? “It was just a joke. Stop taking everything so seriously.”

You sound like MAGA to me.

I’m pretty sure the solution isn’t to mock dead children with a lame phrase about “fuck around and find out.” You could name and shame the people responsible for gutting the services that prevented it, but these kind of phrases are callous and tacky and do nothing but make you look malicious.

I’m going to get so much karma for sharing this.

That’s wild. I forgot Bill Maher existed.

I just replayed it on the steam deck and it was a perfect fit.

You mean I can get through a piece of dialog without having to jiggle the controller to prevent the screen from going into idle power saving mode?

I find myself booting up Rise to catch up on all this missed content I have backlogged rather than just playing Wilds while it’s the zeitgeist.

It’s not a bad game, but it’s feels very autopiloted to the point I don’t bother learning any of the environmental features.

Seeing this junk that shows up on the sale highlights kills my motivation to pursue game development. I just assume I’ll spend years of effort just to be lost in a sea of thinly veiled porn games and Scrape Dogshit Off Shoe Simulators.

Instead, I always ended up with twins. They would be screaming in dirty diapers, the parents would be falling asleep on a bowl of spaghetti, and the house would be in complete disrepair with the repo man regularly taking the TV away. Everything was chaos and nothing went as planned.

So, yeah…

I would make a couple, get them okay jobs, then have a kid and pretty much focus my entire attention to ensuring the kid had maxed out all skills before grade school, had perfect grades, and received every scholarship.

Want me to come put it together?

It’s weird how the people who act like it’s so hard to accept a transgendered person’s new name can’t help but try to rename Twitter into X, Facebook into Meta, and Gulf of Mexico into Gulf of America.

I’ll forever deadname all of that shit.

What’s your headphone solution?

It has a really handy feature to export all your passwords when you eventually migrate to Proton too

Imagine that, another GOP billionaire trying to fleece the public coffers to go to his billionaire friends. Feels familiar like home.