This is brilliant and makes me think about all kind of series that need a Christmas movie.
The Hangover for instance
The Hangover for instance
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is brilliant and makes me think about all kind of series that need a Christmas movie.
The Hangover for instance
The Hangover for instance
Please add Holiday in the Wild if you have time. It is seantasctically cute.
December 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Please add Holiday in the Wild if you have time. It is seantasctically cute.
It’s literally “I’ll be home for Christmas”
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s literally “I’ll be home for Christmas”
Who’s hand he shaking?
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December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Who’s hand he shaking?
I’m taking that as innuendo even though you mean it literally
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m taking that as innuendo even though you mean it literally
Every time Angie calls me to see where I’m at I say “I’m shoplifting in ____”. Then the employees follow me around while I pick stuff up then put it back down.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Every time Angie calls me to see where I’m at I say “I’m shoplifting in ____”. Then the employees follow me around while I pick stuff up then put it back down.
Just saw someone shoplift the tester bottle of Dior Suavage cologne but I’m no snitch.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just saw someone shoplift the tester bottle of Dior Suavage cologne but I’m no snitch.
I already want to fight everyone that owns a Tesla in this town.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I already want to fight everyone that owns a Tesla in this town.
Took me half an hour to park half a mile away.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Took me half an hour to park half a mile away.
Green bean casserole can suck my dick till it dies
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Green bean casserole can suck my dick till it dies
If by the Gulf you mean my outstretched arms, then you walk right the fuck into them.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If by the Gulf you mean my outstretched arms, then you walk right the fuck into them.